Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has three nipples like Scaramanga.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has three nipples like Scaramanga.

Rog has no willy.

That is all.

 

[Speicher]

Doug can remember the cricket commentary when the batman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
Henry Blofeld said that?

Edit, no it was "Johnners" aka Brian Johnston?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug can remember the cricket commentary when the batman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
Henry Blofeld said that?

Speicher still gets all unnecessary when she hears it.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher still gets all unnecessary when she hears it.

That is NOT a lie, try again Doug!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is NOT a lie, try again Doug!

Yes but unnecessary in what way? 😆

 

[Speicher]

Yes but unnecessary in what way? 😆

The meaning of unnecessary is not for me to know, and for not for Doug to find out!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The meaning of unnecessary is not for me to know, and for not for Doug to find out!

Speicher once had a job as a ghost writer for Dr Seuss

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is a ghost. He died in a bizarre autoerotic accident many years ago and now posts from the afterlife.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla is really the angel Apollyon, "Watcher of the Abyss" which is why he spends so much time on here.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny is so called after a regrettable number of buttock-flashing incidents.

 

[Speicher]

Roger says the word buttocks the way Forest Gump does, with the emphasis on the second syllable.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher lives in Buttoxeter.

And I pronounced that right.

 

[All uphill]

Rog pronounces Peugeot as Pew-jot

 

[Rocky]

Uppers once took his Chevvie to the levy. But the levy was dry. Mad Doug was drinking whisky and rye saying this’ll be the day that I eat pies.