Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Last night Uppers made salmon for supper. As it was gently cooking in a warm bath of garlic, herbs, lemon, wine, and onion he got a visit from a Fish and Wildlife officer, who said “sir we have reason to believe that salmon has been poached”

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky makes Rocky Road with lumps of real gravel.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog is in love with Rocky.

It just sounds so good, " Rocky and Rog are popping round tonight for a spot of supper."

Rocky and Rog are popping out for a spot of supper, you mean? 😆

Rocky makes Rocky Road with lumps of real gravel.

Rojsherjjilla knowsh thish to hish cosht

 

[Moon bunny]

If you ever go to Doug's place for tea, do not, under any circumstance, have the Toad in a Hole.

 

[All uphill]

Moon Bunny often hops round to Doug's place for a bite to nibble.

She says he has the finest lettuce on this planet, its not curling at the edges.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Moon Bunny often hops round to Doug's place for a bite to nibble.

She says he has the finest lettuce on this planet, its not curling at the edges.

I was thinking 'bring it on' in the first sentence.

The second one though, hmmm, very limp AU.

 

[All uphill]

Doug'S A LAD who is hard to please.

He knows his spring onions

 

[Rocky]

Uppers thought he heard an onion singing a Bee Gees’ song. But it turned out it was just a chive talking.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's favourite Bee Gees salad song is "Stayin' olive"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AU voted 'Yes' in 2016 to stay in the European Onion

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s favourite joke (told in the appropriate accent) is:

Did you know Sean Connery is a massive fan of onions?

Yeah, apparently he likesh them shallot.


Do you expect me to laugh? No, Mr Rocky, I expect you to cry.

 

[stephec]

Rocky thinks that he does a brilliant James Bond impression, the truth is that he can't even master the Roger Moore eyebrow.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec will never be James Bond as he never ate his Broccoli as a kid.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's secret agent name comes from his usual utterance when asked a question

Oh, oh, what?

 

[Rocky]

Uppers discovered that his wife is a communist spy.

He guesses he could have noticed this sooner, but chose to ignore the red flags.