Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Putin keeps Rocky very busy as a spy.

Rushin' here and Rushin' there.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Putin keeps Rocky very busy as a spy.

Rushin' here and Rushin' there.

AU thinks that the fact that there is a City in Russia called 'Perm', is the most funniest thing ever, since he heard it.


*Braces for hair - do jokes'*.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has just found out about Ginge in Oxfordshire.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog lives in Barnet.






Yeah, sorry, I'm eating here.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's had a brush with the law.

He shouts and screams when his mum does his hair. The police were called and told him to comb quietly.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts.

Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to him on the train, it seemed flippin painful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's had a brush with the law.

He shouts and screams when his mum does his hair. The police were called and told him to comb quietly.

AU and Rocky know that a Mum's spit on a hanky will magically clean and sterilise ANYTHING in the known Universe. Ironically, this fact is not well known due to the general resentment of it's target audience.


'Awww MUUUUUMMM!'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts.

Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to him on the train, it seemed flippin painful.

This was 20 years ago as it was on a GNEhair train.


GNER, right.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers pulled out a couple of nose hairs to see if it hurts.

Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to him on the train, it seemed flippin painful.

This was 20 years ago as it was on a GNEhair train.


GNER, right.

Or to be more exact, given the pain of the poor man, it was on a 'GNEAAARRRRGGGHHH!!' train.

 

[Rocky]

Doug used to have a music hall act where he impersonated a goods train. But nerves made him give up. He had stage freight

 

[All uphill]

Rocky's big music hall song reflected his rural upbringing. Its was entitled " He stands in the cabbages and peas".

Cheeky boy!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of rural upbringing Uppers was the inspiration for Wurzel Gummidge and is still mistaken for him even to this very day

 

[All uphill]

26 was a child prodigy. By the age of 5 he could expertly play







the fool.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers often has to be told to act his age, not his shoe size!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers often has to be told to act his age, not his shoe size!

After 'The Accident', Speicher is now a double amputee, so if she was to act her shoe size then she'd be a Brexiteer vegetable!