Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Stephec wanted the plumber to explain how his new shower works. The plumber went into detail about the head pressure, temperature controls, and the spray options. Stephec was very confused and the explanation went straight over the top of his head.
All uphill
Still rolling along
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- Somerset
Speicher doesn't have a shower or bath in her house. Whenever it rains she goes outside and does her Fred Astaire " Singing in the Rain" impersonation.
She saves loads on her water bills, but her pinstripe suit looks a bit sad.
She saves loads on her water bills, but her pinstripe suit looks a bit sad.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Which is nowhere near as good as All Uphill’s impression of Gene Kelly doing The Continental .
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Bunny is an excellent dancer, backwards and in high heels.
She has also danced at a Royal Wedding, up the walls and on the ceiling.
She has also danced at a Royal Wedding, up the walls and on the ceiling.
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All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Speicher dances in hobnail boots. She finds it helps her dance partners concentrate on their footwork.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Rocky served on Das Boot. First time aboard he had that sinking feeling.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Rocky, as we know, loves alliteration.
He imbibes beer from his boots, gulps grenadine from the gutter and wipes whisky from his whiskers.
He imbibes beer from his boots, gulps grenadine from the gutter and wipes whisky from his whiskers.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
All uphill's name is an anagram to reflect that he's the love child of Ru Paul and Lilly Savage.
Rocky
Hello decadence
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Uppers made me do it……..and yes, I know it’s bolox
Uppers made me do it……..and yes, I know it’s bolox
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Rocky failed in his audition for the role of Sir Humphrey Appleby due to him being alliterate.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
CG failed in his auditon for the role of Jim Hacker because he was far too intelligent.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Speicher is secretly in love with Alan B'Stard.
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Rog is in love with Rocky.
It just sounds so good, " Rocky and Rog are popping round tonight for a spot of supper."
It just sounds so good, " Rocky and Rog are popping round tonight for a spot of supper."
