Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

When Rog moved into his current house the local water board had to increase the capacity of the sewage system by 40%.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec wanted the plumber to explain how his new shower works. The plumber went into detail about the head pressure, temperature controls, and the spray options. Stephec was very confused and the explanation went straight over the top of his head.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher doesn't have a shower or bath in her house. Whenever it rains she goes outside and does her Fred Astaire " Singing in the Rain" impersonation.

She saves loads on her water bills, but her pinstripe suit looks a bit sad.

 

[Moon bunny]

Whenever it rains she goes outside and does her Fred Astaire " Singing in the Rain" impersonation.

Which is nowhere near as good as All Uphill’s impression of Gene Kelly doing The Continental .

 

[Speicher]

Bunny is an excellent dancer, backwards and in high heels.

She has also danced at a Royal Wedding, up the walls and on the ceiling.

 

[All uphill]

Bunny is an excellent dancer, backwards and in high heels.

She has also danced at a Royal Wedding, up the walls and on the ceiling.

Speicher dances in hobnail boots. She finds it helps her dance partners concentrate on their footwork.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers drinks vintage champagne from his boot. He says it’s good for the soles…….and the Uppers.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky served on Das Boot. First time aboard he had that sinking feeling.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky, as we know, loves alliteration.

He imbibes beer from his boots, gulps grenadine from the gutter and wipes whisky from his whiskers.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

All uphill's name is an anagram to reflect that he's the love child of Ru Paul and Lilly Savage.

 

[Rocky]

Continuing, casual crowd commenters can concur, collectively checking current compositional constraints controlling ClicheGuevara’s choice, concerning certain crackpot creative chores, chiefly claiming common cunning's compelled conclusion, comprising conjectured chore conquerability (circumstantially) carrying clear caveats cautioning care, considering calling colossal commitments complete cinches could convey controversial cool confidence.


Uppers made me do it……..and yes, I know it’s bolox

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Rocky failed in his audition for the role of Sir Humphrey Appleby due to him being alliterate.

 

[Speicher]

CG failed in his auditon for the role of Jim Hacker because he was far too intelligent.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher is secretly in love with Alan B'Stard.

 

[All uphill]

Rog is in love with Rocky.

It just sounds so good, " Rocky and Rog are popping round tonight for a spot of supper."