Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Rocky can often be found doing the vacuuming in his favourite French maid outfit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speaking of pulling things together, MDB made a belt from his old watch straps, what a waist of time.

I love a new strap for my Mondaine Swiss Railway watches, the smell of leather is always... Mmmm!!

I usually get red ones, especially for the black faced one! 😍

Stephec went to have a truss fitted to relieve persistent johnson issues.

Any more issues and Stephec will have to get an A.K. Soon.


Yeah, sorry.

Steph bought his wife a new belt and bag for her birthday.

The vacuum cleaner works fine now.

Rockaay tried that once and woke up in Casualty. Not as part of his acting career though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky can often be found doing the vacuuming in his favourite French maid outfit.

Stephec loves to watch!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once operated a nude house-cleaning service but had to quit after a nasty accident with a Ewbank.

 

[All uphill]

Rog did 12 rounds with Chris Eubank.
Rog won; he was drinking fizzy water against Chris's gin and tonics.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers once ran over a bottle of gin on his bike. He ended up with a sloe puncture.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky's house is a trove of Gin O'Clock, Live Laugh Love and Our Happy Place signs.

 

[All uphill]

Rog's bike has " One life, live it" stickers all over it, chunky tyres and a winch.

I think he's a Range Roger.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill has done the Paris-Dakar rally in a Commer. He couldn't afford a Hummer.

 

[All uphill]

All uphill has done the Paris-Dakar rally in a Commer. He couldn't afford a Hummer.

Roger didnt have a Commer so he came to a full stop.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers has run out of downers.

 

[All uphill]

25 prides himself on being down to earth. His friends say he is just mucky.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill went to the sewage farm and was disappointed not to find a farm shop.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All uphill went to the sewage farm and was disappointed not to find a farm shop.

Rog did when they had one. It was Sh*t, he says.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has to call the water firm each Boxing Day to warn them what he's sending their way, so they can get the chainsaws ready.