All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
26x25 was in the merchant navy for a short while; he was sacked for sniggering everytime the mate said "poop deck".
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Rocky was in the submarine service as a cook, but the after-effects on the crew of his egg bhajee forced HMS Vajazzle to surface and reveal its position to the Russkis.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
But Rogina just loved to show off her Vajazzle, especially when she used glitter!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug has a Prince Albert piercing so he can tie it out of the way when wearing tight bibshorts.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
To help with his posture, Steph has a hook attached to the top of his head so that he can stand and walk upright whilst attached to special brackets and runners on the ceiling.
He avoids funfairs though, after a rather unfortunate incident when someone mistook him for a duck.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
"It's all over now", said Mad Doug, after being sick on the teacups.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky went and said
'Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains,
To which the Doc said...
... 'Open yourself up and have a better outlook on life'
There I bet you thought I was going to give another answer there, don't you? But pull yourselves together people, seriously!
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Stephec went to have a truss fitted to relieve persistent johnson issues.
Almost true, I did once buy a dishwasher.
And I worked with a bloke who once bought his ex wife an iron. 😂
