Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

26x25 was in the merchant navy for a short while; he was sacked for sniggering everytime the mate said "poop deck".

 

[Rocky]

Uppers ate too many beans when he was in the Navy. He ended up with a dishonourable discharge.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky was in the submarine service as a cook, but the after-effects on the crew of his egg bhajee forced HMS Vajazzle to surface and reveal its position to the Russkis.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger was never a cabin boy

Rocky was in the submarine service as a cook, but the after-effects on the crew of his egg bhajee forced HMS Vajazzle to surface and reveal its position to the Russkis.

But Rogina just loved to show off her Vajazzle, especially when she used glitter!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has a Prince Albert piercing so he can tie it out of the way when wearing tight bibshorts.

 

[stephec]

Rog got himself a prince Albert just so that he can have a strip search every time he goes through an airport.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rog got himself a prince Albert just so that he can have a strip search every time he goes through an airport.

To help with his posture, Steph has a hook attached to the top of his head so that he can stand and walk upright whilst attached to special brackets and runners on the ceiling.

He avoids funfairs though, after a rather unfortunate incident when someone mistook him for a duck.

 

[rogerzilla]

"It's all over now", said Mad Doug, after being sick on the teacups.

 

[Rocky]

Roger has been sick and went to the doctor.

The doctor said you have what we call "Tom Jones disease."

Roger replied "Oh my God! I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"

The doctor says "It's not unusual."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger has been sick and went to the doctor.

The doctor said you have what we call "Tom Jones disease."

Roger replied "Oh my God! I've never heard of that. Is it rare?"

The doctor says "It's not unusual."

Rocky went and said

'Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains,

To which the Doc said...





























... 'Open yourself up and have a better outlook on life'



There I bet you thought I was going to give another answer there, don't you? But pull yourselves together people, seriously!

 

[stephec]

Speaking of pulling things together, MDB made a belt from his old watch straps, what a waist of time.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec went to have a truss fitted to relieve persistent johnson issues.

 

[stephec]

Rog is often described as being a bit below the belt.

 

[Rocky]

Steph bought his wife a new belt and bag for her birthday.

The vacuum cleaner works fine now.

 

[stephec]

Steph bought his wife a new belt and bag for her birthday.

The vacuum cleaner works fine now.

Almost true, I did once buy a dishwasher.

And I worked with a bloke who once bought his ex wife an iron. 😂