Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
That's true!
AU has a jaw that can dislocate, so he can swallow a Scotch Egg whole
That's true!
Doug has sausage fingers. I wonder if there’s a bit of royal blood coursing through his veins.
Rocky has blue blood. According to my nature book that means he is a squid.
Having no Skeleton, AU was able to sneak in and see the Coronation by way of hiding in Justin Welby's hat.
26 has back trouble following his starring role as the back half of the pantomime horse.
Doug has the misfortune to look exactly like Putin; people are very polite to his face, but he occasionally finds a knife between his shoulder blades.