Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

and then find another forum :-(

It's all in jest, please don't take what I say with any real seriousness (despite the title of this thread), this is very tame for me, but apologies if I have said anything.

 

[ExBrit]

It can be risky to insult a moderator. MDB has never done that.
I already have one strike because of a dirty limerick I posted. Seriously, there wasn't even one line you would want to read to your Grandmother.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It can be risky to insult a moderator. MDB has never done that.
I already have one strike because of a dirty limerick I posted. Seriously, there wasn't even one line you would want to read to your Grandmother.

Ah, ok. I've met Pat 5mph, but she seems reasonably ok... Usually 😆

 

[Speicher]

Doug has summoned a Moderator.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has summoned a Moderator.

Oh no!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug said "moderator" five times in front of a mirror.

 

[stephec]

Rog was always in trouble with the referee when he played rugby, at least I think it was a dirty hooker that he was described as.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec is one of the biggest and most prolific hookers in his local area.


... He's the Central Saharan Fly Fishing Champion 5 years running.

 

[All uphill]

Doug was granted a wish by his slightly deaf godmother because he had eaten all his brussel sprouts.

He asked for an enormous dessert and got the Sahara.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers would prefer Baked Alaska, but the oven was not large enough.
Or the chocolate cake that his friend Sasha taught him the recipe.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher's favourite dessert is made out of bits of the Black Forest.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My Dad gave me a 'Celebratory' bit of chocolate and cream cake earlier and I could barely eat it. I don't normally eat overly sweet or 'chocolatey' things.

It was so rich and too much that it took me the best part of an hour just to eat the slice I had. ☺️

 

[All uphill]

Now that Doug has eaten from the Royal cake he is obliged to doff his cap and bend the knee everything someone says "Charles"

PS I can't eat cake either, far too rich and sugary.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now that Doug has eaten from the Royal cake he is obliged to doff his cap and bend the knee everything someone says "Charles"

PS I can't eat cake either, far too rich and sugary.

AU knows that I'd rather not bend at all, thanks! 😆

 

[All uphill]

AU knows that I'd rather not bend at all, thanks! 😆

That's true!