Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Andy played the Nick Kamen part in a 1980s Levi 501 advert, but it was only shown on late night Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk.

Roger thinks Levis made jeans out of a Reynolds steel tubes. He wants Levi 531s.

 

[Speicher]

Andy played the Nick Kamen part in a 1980s Levi 501 advert, but it was only shown on late night Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk.

Rog has a full set of Funk and Wagnalls encyclopedias.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher has a whole shelf of E180 videocassettes compiled from the five-minute Adult Channel freeviews.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher has recovered from the involuntary sex-changes she has endured here and is happily whistling one of the Fine Young Cannibals hits.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers is a narcissistic, self-destructive, cannibal.

He is so full of himself.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky used to be a narcissist, then he was called a daffodil. Now he simply identifies as bulbous.

 

[ExBrit]

Rocky used to be a narcissist, then he was called a daffodil. Now he simply identifies as bulbous.

All Uphill's wife says he's an "annual"
Although I may have misheard her

 

[All uphill]

ExBrit's likes gardening; his partner misunderstood when they said they'd weed the main bed.

 

[rogerzilla]

I am going to resist the obvious open goal of All Uphill and gardening

 

[All uphill]

I am going to resist the obvious open goal of All Uphill and gardening

Our garden is on a hillside

How did you know that?

 

[Andy in Germany]

Andy played the Nick Kamen part in a 1980s Levi 501 advert, but it was only shown on late night Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk.

That's obviously a lie because I live in the south of Germany not the middle, so it'd be Suddeutscherundfunk, thankyousoverymuch.

Also: 1980's? How old do you think I am?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's obviously a lie because I live in the south of Germany not the middle, so it'd be Suddeutscherundfunk, thankyousoverymuch.

Also: 1980's? How old do you think I am?

1880s', then.

Better?

 

[Rocky]

Doug tells his doctor "I've got a bad back." The doctor says "it's old age."

Doug says, "I want a second opinion." The doctor says: "Okay - you're ugly as well."

 

[All uphill]

Rocky went to the doctor complaining about excessive farting. Rocky said at least they are silent, and asked what the doctor recommended.

"A hearing aid"

 

[Rocky]

Rocky went to the doctor complaining about excessive farting. Rocky said at least they are silent, and asked what the doctor recommended.

"A hearing aid"

Oi!! That's not a lie