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All uphill

Still rolling along
Location
Somerset
Doug thinks Caps Lock helps him show his sensitive side.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Last week Uppers found a penguin in his street. Took it to the cops , they told him to take it to the zoo.
Uppers saw the same cop yesterday, he asked how it went at the zoo. Uppers told him the penguin loved it and they’re off to the cinema today.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
... The Penguin doesn't think so though...

Doug thinks his posts have confused me.
Wallace and Gromit - The wrong trousers

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Last week Uppers found a penguin in his street. Took it to the cops , they told him to take it to the zoo.
Uppers saw the same cop yesterday, he asked how it went at the zoo. Uppers told him the penguin loved it and they’re off to the cinema today.

Rockay once dated a Penguin.

They had Adelé ritual of going to the fish mongers before going to the ice rink.

The penguin eventually dumped him as she wanted to try rock climbing and met a nice young Rockhopper instead.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug's rich neighbour has just had an ice rink built.

Doug said to him "Can I have a go?" and he said "Yeah, but it'll cost you 50p"

Doug thought: what a cheap skate.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug's party piece is to play both Torvill and Dean at the same time on the ice. His bolero is something to behold.........
 
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