Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oi!! That's not a lie
WHAT?
... AND WHO IS FARTING LIKE A COW? IT'S BOGGING!
Oi!! That's not a lie
Doug thinks Caps Lock helps him show his sensitive side.
Doug thinks his posts have confused me.
... The Penguin doesn't think so though...
Wallace and Gromit - The wrong trousersDoug thinks his posts have confused me.
Last week Uppers found a penguin in his street. Took it to the cops , they told him to take it to the zoo.
Uppers saw the same cop yesterday, he asked how it went at the zoo. Uppers told him the penguin loved it and they’re off to the cinema today.
Doug's rich neighbour has just had an ice rink built.
Doug said to him "Can I have a go?" and he said "Yeah, but it'll cost you 50p"
Doug thought: what a cheap skate.
Doug's part piece is to play both Torvill and Dean at the same time on the ice. His bolero is something to behold.........
Rockaay was actually the one who attacked Nancy Kerrigan on the instructions of Tonya Harding.
He was paid handsomely in Penguin buscuits.