Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug knows that Vernon was never late when it came to pies and absinthe.

"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder", as Rocky is often heard saying.

 

[Rocky]

"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder", as Rocky is often heard saying.

Actually when Doug drinks that liquor he has terrible wind problems and sounds like a Japanese motor bike. Absinthe makes the fart go Honda.

 

[rogerzilla]

During lockdown, Rocky made absinthe from hand gel and pot-pourri.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After his eye operation and being blind because of the resulting bandage, Rog once ate Pot - Pourri for breakfast by mistake.

He says it tasted just like Dorset Cereals and that he couldn't tell the difference.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's favourite breakfast is quiche with chips.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill ate muesli during a power cut. When the lights came back on, he noticed the hamster cage had been cleaned out by someone.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All uphill ate muesli during a power cut. When the lights came back on, he noticed the hamster cage had been cleaned out by someone.

According to ROG, AU apparently really enjoyed the small brown squishy 'raisen' type things the most.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's favourite breakfast is quiche with chips.

I'd prefer Lorraine even more, but, annnyway!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug's sister-in-law is called Lorraine.

 

[Rocky]

When Rog dies, he wants to be cremated in a restaurant. That way, he says “you all can take eggs, cream, and a pie crust and quiche my ash”.

I think that’s what he said….although my hearing isn’t so good these days.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not smoke, he just goes crinkly at the edges.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher has left his body to the local kebab van. They reckon they can get three weekends out of him, if they pad him out with a roadkill badger and a few airgunned squirrels.

 

[Rocky]

Rog is a skilled surgeon. He's changed Wol from a woman to a man in the course of a 34 word post. Next stop Mad Dorothy Biker.....don't come near me......Roxy .... too late

 

[Andy in Germany]

Rocky's "Hello decadence" tagline relates to a time he bought two pairs of jeans at a charity shop in 1997. He still has to sit down when he thinks about that day.

 

[rogerzilla]

Andy played the Nick Kamen part in a 1980s Levi 501 advert, but it was only shown on late night Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk.