Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Rocky doesn't make jokes about funerals; he says that would be a grave error.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
AU actually gets to switch the gas on down the 'Cremy'
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug has been banned from the crem. He kept telling noisy mourners to stop the coughin.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Just in case there is a mistake and he is buried alive, AU has bought a coffin with battery powered lights, emergency oxygen supply, heating, food, water, a way of unscrewing the top from the inside, a shovel and a mobile phone to call for help.
Jokes on him, his family plan to cremate him...
Jokes on him, his family plan to cremate him...
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug is being buried with an iPhone, a few Roman coins, and a dinosaur jawbone, just to mess up Time Team in the 30th century.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
ROG is going to be cremated as, in his own words, he doesn't like those horrible worms and maggots.
He thought that having been in the Army, the Navy, MI6 and the Girl Guides would have prepared him, but... No...
The worms and maggots don't like him much either.
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rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug wants one of those Zoroastrian sky burials but, in case the vultures find him unpalatable, he has asked that he be smeared in peanut butter first.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Actually, that is what my Dad has often said he wants.
We are going to leave him on the Garage roof for the Seagulls! 😆
As for me? Bury me in a paper box in a forest, so I can nurture the trees, preferably next to a busy railway line so I can supposedly watch things go by as a ghost! 😆
Either that or I'll leave myself to Medical Science as a Cadaver for students. Unfortunately, I also feel strongly about donating my organs and am proudly on the register, so I guess I can't have both! 🤔
Rog knows that that is a lie... It's nothing but the finest Barbeque Sauce for me (something Rog learned to make when he was a Girl Guide)!
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Donald Trump had an affair either MDB, then paid him £130,000 to keep schtum.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Drago doesn't get out of bed for anything less than £150,000
All uphill
Still rolling along
- Location
- Somerset
Doug likes things just right; people say he is pedantish.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
All uphill can fire ping pong balls out of his buttocks. He has a booking for the coronation aftershow party.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rog taught the late Vernon (of this forum) all he knew about setting ping pong balls on fire and then trying to extinguish them, which as my memory recalls, was not very much! 😆
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