Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually I was paid with a Russell Hobbs toaster

Rockay didn't miss the potential joke about him being 'Cheap', on being paid with the biscuits.

 

[Rocky]

Rockay didn't miss the potential joke about him being 'Cheap', on being paid with the biscuits.

Doug likes biscuits too. One of his favourite musicians is Lionel Richtea

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug took his psychic girlfriend ice skating but she fell through the ice.

Luckily, Claire's buoyant

Rocky tried an 'ice breaking' session on the Lake Of Menteith in January 2010.

He wasn't very popular!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug likes biscuits too. One of his favourite musicians is Lionel Richtea

Rocky has a follically challenged mate called Gary.

Yes, he's... Garybaldy

 

[Rocky]

Doug was happily tossing the caber on the Lake Of Menteith when a load of curlers showed up for the first time in 10 years.


(Google is my friend when it comes to curling)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was happily tossing the caber on the Lake Of Menteith when a load of curlers showed up for the first time in 10 years.


(Google is my friend when it comes to curling)

Not since 1979 had anyone seen such chaos when Rocky showed up!

 

[Rocky]

Doug was playing a game of curling at the Lake of Menteith when our Lord Christ arrived for the second coming. Doug promptly gave him a broom and invited him to take part.

Yes!! Jesus swept

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky once had 12 pints of Guinness, 30 packets of dry roasted peanuts, farted on the way home from the pub, and pebbledashed a terrace of houses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once had 12 pints of Guinness, 30 packets of dry roasted peanuts, farted on the way home from the pub, and pebbledashed a terrace of houses.

Rog did the same but had put his back out and was also on a slight hill, so he covered the upstairs instead

 

[All uphill]

Doug is the infuriating squirrel who steals all the food from my bird table.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has just made a Davy Crocket hat from Doug’s pelt. It’s a bit pink at the moment but will darken with age.

 

[All uphill]

The Natural History Museum have first dibs on Rocky's carcass. They think it will make the dinosaurs look cuddly.

 

[All uphill]

Uppers has just made a Davy Crocket hat from Doug’s pelt. It’s a bit pink at the moment but will darken with age.

Rats! You set me up for the old "wild front ear" joke and I missed it.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers went to the doctor this morning. After a long consultation about the level of Uppers' cholesterol, the doctor asked if he could have his body when Uppers died. Uppers asked if it would be used for medical research and the doctor replied that he wanted to hang it in the garden for the blue tits to peck........


(shamelessly stolen from Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones)

 

[All uphill]

Uppers went to the doctor this morning. After a long consultation about the level of Uppers' cholesterol, the doctor asked if he could have his body when Uppers died. Uppers asked if it would be used for medical research and the doctor replied that he wanted to hang it in the garden for the blue tits to peck........


(shamelessly stolen from Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones)

I'd like that, just as long as Doug the squirrel didn't nibble away at me.