Post a lie about the poster above.

[fritz katzenjammer]

Doug's favourite winter joke goes like this......

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Very funny Doug

Mad Doug doesn’t get it... you’ll have to explain.

 

[rogerzilla]

Fritz suggested to Nabisco that they do a German line of their famous crackers and name it after him. They said it was the würst idea they'd heard in ages and left him one sauerkraut.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's favourite winter joke goes like this......

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Very funny Doug

Rockaay, the Michael Jackson of Middlesborough.

His son, Gravel, is said to have his father's nose... Aye, in plastic form, which he wears for special occasions

 

[Rocky]

Doug was on the verge of winning the World’s most congested nose of 2023.

Then he blew it.

 

[stephec]

Rocky is someone who's not to be sniffed at, he's not had a wash for six months.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec likes going for a spin with his washing machine. It can, of course, cycle faster than him.

 

[Rocky]

Wol's washing machine has been ripping her clothes to shreds just of late. I think she's got it programmed on a vicious cycle.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky still washes his sweaty lycra in the river and leaves it to dry on a flat stone.

 

[Moon bunny]

"How much is this goth cucumber, shopkeep? " enquired Rogerzilla in a greengrocers' shop.
"That sir, is a cactus of the Mamillaria genus." replied the shop assistant.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After doing something bad to someone in a previous life, MB really DOES s**t cacti!




She has a special lubricant that preferably needs to be kept in the fridge

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just cross bred a cactus and a Venus fly trap. He tells me that its bark is definitely worse than its bite.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just cross bred a cactus and a Venus fly trap. He tells me that its bark is definitely worse than its bite.

Rocky has been trying to breed a Venus Money Trap for years, but the darn things keep eating it before he can retrieve anything.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is really upset. He bought a Venus fly trap because the information on the pot said 'eats bugs and flies'.......bloody thing hasn't even left the pot yet, let alone take off.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has found an easy way to make more money. He folds up the notes and puts them under a heavy book. A few moments later he finds them in creases.

 

[Drago]

Speicher lives in Emmerdale, and has slept with 12 other residents, murdered 3, and had 81 jobs since he or she moved there in 2015.