Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

I have a sneaking feeling that Speicher may be a woman

Fritz has been limping. He didn't think that orthotics would help. But they did and he stands corrected.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky wants to be a farmer, so he can be outstanding in his field.

 

[Rocky]

Wol's farmer friend told her that horse manure is excellent for strawberries.

Wol says she prefers whipped cream with them.

 

[rogerzilla]

In the unlikely event that you want to cover Rocky with aerosol whipped cream then lick it off, you'll need two cans.

 

[All uphill]

Roger keeps parroting on about needing toucans.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

In the unlikely event that you want to cover Rocky with aerosol whipped cream then lick it off, you'll need two cans.

2 cans?

You know where to buy 5 litre cans?

 

[stephec]

Fritz prefers to use a jerrycan.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the unlikely event that you want to cover Rocky with aerosol whipped cream then lick it off, you'll need two cans.

Rog wants to tell us how he found this out and of the wild night that accompanied it! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Fritz prefers to use a jerrycan.

Steph makes jelly a lot and makes it in special cans.

Yes! The jelly can can!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug once lost a bet and had to wrestle Jocky Wilson in a paddling pool of lime jelly.

 

[stephec]

Roger has never been known to have strange fetishes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug once lost a bet and had to wrestle Jocky Wilson in a paddling pool of lime jelly.

Roger has never been known to have strange fetishes.

Stephec is actually Rog's therapist and knows he regularly has dreams about Jocky Wilson wrestling people in lime jelly.

Why specifically lime jelly? Stephec knows but is not saying.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into his skin, to draw out excess moisture…

Wow! It seems he's cured.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To avoid frost and water damage in the winter months, Rockaay is freeze dried and kept in a cool, dry place from September through to about April

 

[Rocky]

Doug's favourite winter joke goes like this......

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Very funny Doug