Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec pee'd on an electric fence and now he's Stephanniec

 

[rogerzilla]

Always keen to go one better, Mad Doug pooed on an electric fence. They had to evacuate the whole county because of the smell of frying poo.

 

[Rocky]

Roger’s has put a high voltage electric fence around his property. His neighbour is dead against it.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has a super wheeze to ride his ebike at no cost. He's connected it to the farmers fence.

The plan works but Rocky is getting a bit bored with cycling round and round the five acre field.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill connected his e-bike to the 25kV supply of the East Coast Main Line and completed LEL in 3 minutes.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of electricity, Roger bought a new jersey from M&S. Every time he wore it, he got shocked by terrible static electricity.

He took it back and they gave him another one, free of charge.

 

[All uphill]

Talking of electricity, Roger bought a new jersey from M&S. Every time he wore it, he got shocked by terrible static electricity.

He took it back and they gave him another one, free of charge.

Rocky likes a bit of static electricity so he buys his pullovers at Marks and Sparks.

 

[Andy in Germany]

All Uphill is just static. (like a caravan but less picturesque).

 

[Rocky]

Andy can't wait to see the new film 'Caravan Park'.

He says that the trailers look amazing.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky finds modern films baffling; he says that when he goes to the cinema he always feels that he is in the dark.

 

[rogerzilla]

All uphill has a fake My Little Pony Club ID so he can get child tickets at the cinema.

 

[All uphill]

Roger is rather mean and loves theatre. To avoid having to buy a ticket he sneaks in after the break.

His Mastermind subject is the second acts of Shakespeare's plays.

*I knew someone who regularly did that - saw the second half of plays, concerts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky likes a bit of static electricity so he buys his pullovers at Marks and Sparks.

AU knew that in the old days when you could still go up to the very end of platform 18 at Glasgow Central, that the metal fence would give you static shocks from the 25Kv Catenary above.

No, seriously, it would. You learned very quickly not to rely on that fence for support! 😆

 

[stephec]

MDB once used to pay a fortune for that kind of treatment from Madame Fifi.

 

[fritz katzenjammer]

Those really are stephec’s legs in his avitar picture.