Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky is not a complete idiot


parts of him are missing!

 

[stephec]

I'm not saying that she's overly hairy, but on more than one occasion Speicher's been described as the missing link.

And don't mention those knuckles dragging on the ground.

 

[Moon bunny]

The members of stephec’s tribe still point at aeroplanes.

 

[All uphill]

MB lives in an inner city.

The last time she saw a mature tree she shouted out

" Mummy, look! A big broccoli!"

She was 32 at the time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Au has been hiding his light under a bushel for years and plays down that he is actually quite a talented artist. In fact, just the other day there, he had a painting of a large vegetable displayed at a prestigious event. For Au, the evening was quite pleasant until a fierce and jealous arch rival appeared and proceeded to rip up and eat Au's work.

This was dreadful news and everyone was aghast, trying to stop him. Au was in tears, there were terrible scenes and the Prosecco went flying!
That was, until his rival started to cough and clutch at his throat, requiring swift assistance from the onlookers.

After they were arrested and taken away, everyone agreed that on Au's artichoked.

 

[Rocky]

Doug and his mate, Milton Spilk used to work in a kitchen, chopping up vegetables.

They both knew that you have to be careful or you can cut yourself. But old Milt had an accident and got cut up pretty bad.

Doug felt bad about it, but eventually he decided...

Why cry over Milt Spilk?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug and his mate, Milton Spilk used to work in a kitchen, chopping up vegetables.

They both knew that you have to be careful or you can cut yourself. But old Milt had an accident and got cut up pretty bad.

Doug felt bad about it, but eventually he decided...

Why cry over Milt Spilk?

Rocky still needs help from an adult when using scissors.

 

[Rocky]

Doug is an inventor and has just come up with a revolutionary design for a pair of scissors.

He's claiming that they incorporate cutting edge technology.

 

[All uphill]

Doug plays his own version of that old game, Paper, scissors, hand grenade.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers never runs with the scissors and never scissors with the runs.

(edit: Doug made me post that)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers never runs with the scissors and never scissors with the runs.

(edit: Doug made me post that)

Rocky used to work for Remington Steel in the quality control department of the factory. He had a Supervisor with the nickname 'Ser'.
Over the years that Rocky was there, he was Ser rated

 

[rogerzilla]

Remington Steele was a crime drama. Mad Doug is confusing it with the Dempsey Makepeace Iron Foundry.

 

[Moon bunny]

That sadly is the last post Roger will be making for some time. He is currently remanded in custody, with a date for his trial set in October, he can expect to get at least five years for his crime:

Spoiler: Roger’s heinous crime

Being in charge of an unlit dog after sunset

 

[Speicher]

Under the Town Police Clauses Act of 1857, MB has been charged with riding furiously.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has just been charged twice under the Library Offences Act 1898......apparently she keeps swearing when losing at Poker in a little card game she runs for other recidivists at the local library.