Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the interest of recycling and reusing and generally being more environmentally friendly Rocky has started using both sides of the toilet paper.

He’s still trying to figure the mess and hasn’t been allowed into the local grocery store in a while.

The goat next door is avoiding him as well.

FK is curious, as it hasn't been explained what Rocky's next door neighbour is the 'Greatest Of All Time' for.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug still misses the Izal stuff with "NOW WASH YOUR HANDS PLEASE" on every sheet.

 

[All uphill]

Roger watched all the Andrex ads which helped him realise the best cleaning material is a labrador puppy.

He finds that they soon grow a bit too big though

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger watched all the Andrex ads which helped him realise the best cleaning material is a labrador puppy.

He finds that they soon grow a bit too big though

Au has been trying to think up a better joke, a Shitzu joke in fact, since Rz's post on Tuesday there.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB is puzzled why the stationery in the Civil Service is marked "On His Majesty's Service" while the loo paper is marked "Government Property"

(This was true in my day except it was "Her")

 

[Speicher]

Tbt remained stationary while he typed that.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher invented the stationary stationery cupboard. They all had wheels originally and tended to run off in those ancient black and white leaning buildings with sloping floors.

 

[stephec]

It's a little known fact that 26 is the reason for the leaning tower of Pisa.

He's was in town at the baked beans society's annual convention, and after one particularly heavy tasting session he accidentally let a whopper out just as he was passing the tower, the resulting damage is what you now see.

On the plus side the local tourist board awarded him their gold order of merit.

 

[Moon bunny]

Amazed! Bewildered! Baffled! Astonished! Astounded! Stunned! Flabbergasted! Shocked! All words that could be used to describe Stephec this teatime, when for the first time in his life, he was served tea in china cups with saucers. He spent hours looking for the rude slogans on them, “like what‘s on the ones at home”.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MB's tea mug has "Basking in my own brilliance" on it. Tea mug isn't brilliant tho', never having been washed for over a month........

 

[Moon bunny]

None of 26x25‘s mugs have handles, he clings onto them that tightly they break off.

 

[stephec]

MB's never been called a mug, a chocolate teapot plenty of times, but never a mug.

 

[Speicher]

Steph knows that I have chocolate teapot.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is as much use as a spent fart in the desert.

 

[All uphill]

Doug deserted from the Army. He was worried they would come looking for him.

They didn't.

Funny that.