Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Rocky went to watch Seabiscuit and floated the worst air biscuit you've ever smelt.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz's make things melt

 

[rogerzilla]

MDB once farted in a VW Beetle and it's still in there.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of Beetles, Rz once farted in The Yellow Submarine and was asked to Beatle off.

 

[Rocky]

Doug has a plan for world domination. He'll start with launching missile attacks from submarines off the coast of an East African archipelago

Yes, he'll shell Seychelles by the seashore

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has a plan for world domination. He'll start with launching missile attacks from submarines off the coast of an East African archipelago

Yes, he'll shell Seychelles by the seashore

Oh FFS! 😆

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has been having elocution lessons.
He's mastered "Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran"
He's got "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppercorn" sorted
And he's even managed "She sells sea shells on the sea shore" quite a few times now.
But he's still having problems with his silent P's.
But now Nurse Gladys has sorted him out with some Tena for Men

 

[rogerzilla]

26 thinks a jockstrap is a Scottish seatbelt.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 thinks a jockstrap is a Scottish seatbelt.

When Rz is using his desktop computer, he uses his mouse with a large hammer.
It's a case of...



... 'Clunk Click!'

 

[Rocky]

Doug’s favourite song is: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land……

Which is why Doug has a court order preventing him from owning a hammer.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug’s favourite song is: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning, I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land……

Which is why Doug has a court order preventing him from owning a hammer.

After having a run in with the mob, Rockay really does have 'Hammer Toes'.

 

[Speicher]

After having a run in with the mob, Rockay really does have 'Hammer Toes'.

Doug likes homemade chips so much that he now has pota toes.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has just completed her doctorate on young male ants who apparently use their toes to float on water.

She's discovered that they are bouy ants.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay had been in Southern Europe recently, when he had a most disturbing revelation...


...Having not sweated once, he found out that, he's related to Prince Andrew!

 

[Speicher]

Doug has researched a way to help the ants float on the water. He made them a boy antsy aid.