Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

So, Speicher, are you going to sell him a pair of yours?

MB hopes Speicher doesn't, as she has a pair for sale instead.

Size 14 with steel toecaps too, absolutely ideal for Rocky!!

 

[Rocky]

Doug knows I’ve got nothing against his right leg ……. ooops I’ve done that post before

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Looks like Rocky has put his foot in it again. Pink and Thigh High this time.

 

[Rocky]

26 had to break up with his girlfriend after he ran over her feet with a lawnmower...

He's lack-toes intolerant.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

When having his photo taken Rocky comes out in hives when asked to say "cheese"

 

[rogerzilla]

26 is a true connoisseur and can name 10 types of cheese.

Babybel
Dairylea
Laughing Cow
Philadelphia
Cheestrings
Cottage
Sliced
Grated
That stuff in plastic tubs you shake onto spag bolog
Swiss with holes in it

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 is a true connoisseur and can name 10 types of cheese.

Babybel
Dairylea
Laughing Cow
Philadelphia
Cheestrings
Cottage
Sliced
Grated
That stuff in plastic tubs you shake onto spag bolog
Swiss with holes in it

Rz - Edam well knows more than THAT!

 

[All uphill]

Rz - Edam well knows more than

Doug hates cheesy jokes. They grate on him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug hates cheesy jokes. They grate on him.

AU is actually @Cheddar George in disguise.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug stockpiled Lymeswold when they stopped making it and still has 50kg in cold storage.

 

[Rocky]

I know a secret about Rog and a stinking bishop. They’ve got the hots for each other in a cheesy sort of way.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know a secret about Rog and a stinking bishop. They’ve got the hots for each other in a cheesy sort of way.

Rocky has seen the video and can confirm that Rz likes another kind of cheese altogether.


... What?

 

[Rocky]

Doug bought his blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug bought his blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read

Rocky knows a guy who's blind and visits him regularly. When ever Rocky farts, he blames it on the guide dog.


His friend doesn't even have a dog!

 

[Rocky]

Doug once emptied a whole cinema with his flatulence.

Coincidence that he was watching Gone With the Wind at the time.

When challenged about his behaviour by the cinema manager, he responded ‘quite frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn’