Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug wants to cycle on the moon, because the hills are six times easier and there's no air resistance. He reckons he can manage a "10" in under 40 minutes.

Rz wants to probe Uranus.


... What?

 

[Rocky]

Doug has an unhealthy fixation on Mercury


Freddie Mercury, that is

 

[Rocky]

….and we’ll have no jokes about Brian may Roger John Deacon

 

[Rocky]

Wol - I think Doug and I warrant a lifetime thread ban for posting schoolboy smut.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol - I think Doug and I warrant a lifetime thread ban for posting schoolboy smut.

Yes, we haven't posted nearly enough, sorry, Miss.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB contributed to a lot of smut at school. From all the smoking in the toilets. Those cigars

 

[Speicher]

Wol - I think Doug and I warrant a lifetime thread ban for posting schoolboy smut.

Yes, we haven't posted nearly enough, sorry, Miss.

You know where the naughty step is!

I hope the two of you are comfortable on it!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You know where the naughty step is!

I hope the two of you are comfortable on it!

Speicher is about to edit her post to tell us that we have

"Let ourselves down, let our parents down and we have let our School down".

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug tried to torch his school but Malcolm X Comprehensive (Ofsted rating: too scary to visit) was so damp and leaky that nothing would burn.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug tried to torch his school but Malcolm X Comprehensive (Ofsted rating: too scary to visit) was so damp and leaky that nothing would burn.

Rz's school was so rough that even the School Gerbil had to wear a bullet - proof vest.

 

[rogerzilla]

The hamster at Doug's school used to rob kids of their lunch money and spend it all on hamster hookers and sunflower seeds.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The hamster at Doug's school used to rob kids of their lunch money and spend it all on hamster hookers and sunflower seeds.

When he hasn't shaved in a while, Rz LOOKS like a Hamster... Hooker.

He's a bit of a Cross - Dresser, is old Hammetta Rog, see.

 

[Rocky]

Doug's favourite film is the 1983 version of the Dresser (a film about a camp wardrobe man who is devoted to the deteriorating lead of the acting troupe he works for).

Doug has approached Steven Spielberg to see if he'll make a follow-up where the wardrobe man gets angry when his breakfast egg is undercooked.

He thinks a good title will be The Cross Dresser.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has seen the film "Kinky Boots", and he would like a pair of thigh-high pink leather boots.

 

[Moon bunny]

So, Speicher, are you going to sell him a pair of yours?