Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
The way my local post office is going, that might not be a lie!
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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The way my local post office is going, that might not be a lie!
Rocky
Hello decadence
Talking of Post Offices, I thought I'd let everyone see a DM conversation Doug and I had earlier today.
Doug: "I gave the postman a big shock today - I went to the door without any clothes on."
Rocky: "Surely he has seen stuff like that before."
Doug: "Yes, but what really surprised him was that I knew where he lived."
Doug: "I gave the postman a big shock today - I went to the door without any clothes on."
Rocky: "Surely he has seen stuff like that before."
Doug: "Yes, but what really surprised him was that I knew where he lived."
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
It's Rocky's birthday tomorrow and he'll have to be quick off the mark, before I start my shift!
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Yes, Stephec knows it is 'Special Delivery'.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug subscribes people he doesn't like to Franklin Mint and Bradford Exchange catalogues.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
It wasn't his birthday or his anniversary or any special occasion but Rocky just had to buy one of these racks for himself
Rocky
Hello decadence
26 knows I've sent it back because my Sauvignon blanc had started to steam........
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky was going to suggest that it goes with a nice breast.
... Food, not... Oh, never mind.
Rocky
Hello decadence
Not many people know that Steph's surname is Spiggott and he once went to Doug's casting agency to apply for a role playing Tarzan. What many also don't know is that Steph only has one leg. Anyway, what follows is Doug and Steph's discussion:
Doug: Mr Spiggott – you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.
Steph Spiggott: Right.
Doug: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing – almost at once – that you are a one-legged person.
Steph: You noticed that?
Doug: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively.
........
Doug: Need I say with over much emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
Steph: The leg division?
Doug: Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role". I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you.
Doug: Mr Spiggott – you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.
Steph Spiggott: Right.
Doug: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing – almost at once – that you are a one-legged person.
Steph: You noticed that?
Doug: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively.
........
Doug: Need I say with over much emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
Steph: The leg division?
Doug: Yes, the leg division, Mr Spiggott. You are deficient in it to the tune of one. Your right leg, I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said, "A lovely leg for the role". I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you.
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Rocky's entire moral compass stems from the little bits at the end of "Tarzan - Lord of the Jungle" where cartoon Tarzan breaks the fourth wall and tells kids not to stab each other or take drugs.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz has, for the past 17½ years, been building a Rocket to take him to the sun.
Allaying the inevitable questions, he tells everyone he going to go at night, when it'll be cold.
...It's clear who didn't heed cartoon Tarzan's advice about not taking drugs!
Allaying the inevitable questions, he tells everyone he going to go at night, when it'll be cold.
...It's clear who didn't heed cartoon Tarzan's advice about not taking drugs!
rogerzilla
Legendary Member
Mad Doug wants to cycle on the moon, because the hills are six times easier and there's no air resistance. He reckons he can manage a "10" in under 40 minutes.
