Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TBT has been waiting since February to say that.

 

[Rocky]

Wol's favourite knock knock joke involves a month......

Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane

 

[All uphill]

Rocky often goes out cycling with his best friend, Kane. (Can you see where this is going?)

The other windy day Rocky shouted "let's get to the cafe, hurry Kane"

Kane said " OK then I can have a cup of Typhoo(n)"

Definitely needs a bit more work.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers keeps well away from gardening.

 

[Rocky]

Rog accidentally planted the wrong flowers in his garden

Oopsie daisies

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has bean planting in his garden. Runner beans? Broad Beans? No, he planted human beans.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher plants out flowers seven times a week. They are daily-ers

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wol's favourite knock knock joke involves a month......

Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane

Portland, 949 falling, south west, hurricane force 12...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug in real life is pretty much like the Comic Shop Guy.

Most. Hurtful. Lie. Ever!

 

[Rocky]

Someone sent Doug a bunch of flowers with all the heads cut off.

Doug thinks he's being stalked.

 

[Speicher]

Yes I supposy did not like that, said Rocky.

 

[rogerzilla]

The last time Speicher got flowers was at her funeral, shortly before she became a vampire

 

[Moon bunny]

What’s brown and sticky?

Spoiler

Rogerzilla coming off a sun bed on a hot day.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What's brownie-red and covered in blood.

The ginger vampire

 

[rogerzilla]

26 gets sunburnt faster than a ginger vampire.