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rogerzilla

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Mad Doug is well known to the Vice Squad.

He has 50 Record no.3s that fell off the back of a lorry, if you want one for the garage.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
26, sadly, is scruffy and homeless.

Yesterday he walked into a DIY store.

"Bottle of methylated spirit please." said 26

"Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."

"Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it for woodwork!"

"All right, all right..." says the shopkeeper, taking a bottle of the shelf.

"Oh, haven't you got a cold one?"
 
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