Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 was 21 once


80 years ago. In fact 26 knew Lloyd George.

Rocky still remembers Wooly Mammoths and the Neanderthals.
He misses them, they were a great bunch of lads (and lasses).

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB spent ages digging ditches in his front lawn. He dug them in the shape of the Treble Clef with crotchets, minims and semibreves (amongst other musical notes) added. He got all the levels correct then poured water into them. When asked by a passer by what it was all about he said proudly "It's Moats Art"

 

[All uphill]

Woolly mammoths and Neanderthals?

Doug has seen them this summer on Blackpool Sea front.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB spent ages digging ditches in his front lawn. He dug them in the shape of the Treble Clef with crotchets, minims and semibreves (amongst other musical notes) added. He got all the levels correct then poured water into them. When asked by a passer by what it was all about he said proudly "It's Moats Art"

TBT knows I think that joke is a load of Bartoks.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers went to a mammoth sale at his nearest clothes shop, but they did not have any woollies.

 

[Speicher]

TBT knows I think that joke is a load of Bartoks.

Doug's dogs are called Bach and Offenbach.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher has a dog called Puccini

It's a tiny little beast, hence 'Pooch - ini'.

 

[All uphill]

Doug's dog tragically self combusted.

He was just walking along and suddenly - WOOF!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's dog tragically self combusted.

He was just walking along and suddenly - WOOF!

Au has a Dalmation that has a pathalogical compulsion to run along behind fire engines.

He's had to collect 'Pongo' from 3 fires, a car crash, a cat stuck up a tree and a fat smelly bloke who got his toe stuck in the bath tap this week alone.

 

[rogerzilla]

Doug likes sticking his toes into bath taps.

 

[Moon bunny]

At great expense Rogerzilla had a special bath made, with the plug at the opposite end to the taps. Now he can sit on the plug and stick his toes up the taps at the same time, ecstasy for Rog.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny stayed in Russia, only to find that hotel bath plugs have always been stolen. So she used the "other" plug she always keeps in her suitcase. It doesn't fit the bath very well but it is easy to pull out.

 

[stephec]

RZ love to be the butt of rude jokes.

 

[Rocky]

Steph and I are behind the times…..neither of us understands these butt jokes….no ifs no butts. But I’m sure Doug can help us get to the bottom of it all.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a very large butt

in his garden to collect the rain water.