Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roger collects pub coasters, and now has several hundred. His local pub found out who was taking them, and he may face prosecution for the Drink's mat robbery.

 

[All uphill]

When asked why she robs banks Speicher said

"Cos that's where the money is"

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers lives in such a rough neighbourhood that they rob food banks.

 

[All uphill]

Rog took a box of food costing £100 to the food bank.

He left in disgust after asking what the bank's rate of interest was.

Minus 100% wasn't the answer he was expecting.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers donates little luxuries like Blue WKD, reptile food, and Durex play lube to the foodbank. He wants everyone to be able to enjoy his lifestyle.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of lifestyle, Rog spends the mornings in his rocking chair, and in the afternoon he goes out in his wheelchair.

He's got a real rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rocky is considering a loan to buy a new ferrule for his walking stick.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny's children work in a sweatshop, putting those metal things onto the ends of cable outers.

They're ferrule kids.

 

[Rocky]

Rog's flasher friend said he was thinking about retiring from the game

But Rog convinced him he should stick it out a bit longer

 

[stephec]

Rocky used to be a flasher but he gave it up after jumping out and surprising two nuns, one of them had a stroke but the other couldn't reach.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec, Bolton's leading nudist.

The 'Legendary Member' title next to his avatar is no boast, everyone in town really HAS seen it*.


* - And most wish they hadn't.

 

[stephec]

MDB wears his kilt in the traditional way, that explains how he moves his sporran in that, 'look no hands,' trick.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB wears his kilt in the traditional way, that explains how he moves his sporran in that, 'look no hands,' trick.

Stephec knows I can do it particularly well after I have seen him!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB woke up one morning and announced he felt like a 21 year old. He tried but he couldn't catch one.

 

[Rocky]

26 was 21 once


80 years ago. In fact 26 knew Lloyd George.