Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky did one of those home DNA tests and found out that he's his own uncle.

Rz is half Rastafarian, half Shag - Pile carpet... That'll explain his hair hair then!

 

[All uphill]

Doug is balding fast - hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is balding fast - hair today, gone tomorrow.

Au is CEO of 'Buzzcuts 'R' Us'.

 

[Rocky]

I'm not saying Doug is hairy but he has to comb his wrist to see what time it is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying Doug is hairy but he has to comb his wrist to see what time it is.

Rocky has been completely shaved for several decades now.

He loves the smoothness, but not so much the sweatiness in certain areas (and neither does Mrs Rocky).

 

[All uphill]

Doug wears his carpet burns with pride.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug wears his carpet burns with pride.

Au prefers Grass Stains

 

[All uphill]

Doug played bass guitar in a band called Grass Stains.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers thinks that Grass Stains was the brother of a character from Captain Pugwash's crew

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers thinks that Grass Stains was the brother of a character from Captain Pugwash's crew

Rocky knows that there was also a little known female character who helped with the bilges on shore and so on, called 'Pump the Harbour Girl'.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug was cashiered from the Navy when he misunderstood the meaning of "poop deck".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug was cashiered from the Navy when he misunderstood the meaning of "poop deck".

Rz was the same, as he thought that the video for the song 'In The Navy' was an advert.

He had packed a feather boa and everything!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has some advice for anyone thinking of joining the navy

"Never leave your mate's behind."

Edit: Sorry.....there shouldn't have been an apostrophe in that sentence......"Never leave your mates behind."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is Rear Admiral on the HMS Trojan

 

[Speicher]

Doug has not forgotten that I am a Vice Admiral.