Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug's only German is "Schöne Brüste!", which has got him lots of slapped faces, the odd snog, and some failed business deals over the years.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rogz got into trouble at the German poultry farm by pointing askew and proudly saying "Großer Schwanz"

 

[Rocky]

26 was on holiday up in the mountains in Germany when he saw a German boy pushing his brother off a cliff.

He then shouted “Look mom, no Hans!”

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky was helping his German neighbour do some gardening earlier.

He had just finished untangling and setting up the various implements for her sprinkler when a passer by asked over the fence what he had done

'Just laid'erhosen' out'

was the reply.

 

[rogerzilla]

Lord Lucan has been living in Doug's shed since the 1970s.

 

[stephec]

RZ was a bit put out when people advised him that becoming a Lord Lucan impersonator might offend some people, he blames it on the nanny state.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec's jokes are so off-colour, he was thrown out of the Edinburgh Fringe and now only plays to working men's clubs in Hartlepool.

 

[stephec]

No one would normally describe RZ as being near the knuckle, but on a good day he can make Chubby Brown blush.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No one would normally describe RZ as being near the knuckle, but on a good day he can make Chubby Brown blush.

Talking of knuckles, Steph often shuffles his... If you catch my drift...

 

[Rocky]

Unfortunately Doug cut off two fingers on one hand in a work accident.

“Will I still be able to write with it?” Doug asked the doctor.

The doctor said, “Probably, but I wouldn’t count on it”

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky's PA asked to borrow his dictaphone.

"Dial with your fingers, like everyone else does", snapped Rocky.

 

[Rocky]

Rog and his wife got married under a cell phone tower.

The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky still uses a Nokia 3210 and has 8 different coloured covers for it.

 

[Rocky]

Rog’s wife once asked him how our grandparents killed time without smartphones or the internet.

Rog replied that he’d already asked this question to his mum, her 6 brothers and 7 sisters.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky did one of those home DNA tests and found out that he's his own uncle.