Post a lie about the poster above.

[rogerzilla]

Uppers is both dyslexic and a devil-worshipper. He sacrifices goats to Santa.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When faced with a difficult decision, Jesus asks, "What would twentysix by twentyfive do?"

But, Moon Bunny REALLY wants to know what...:


View: https://youtu.be/sNJmfuEWR8w

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers is both dyslexic and a devil-worshipper. He sacrifices goats to Santa.

Rz is actually Saddam Hussein:


View: https://youtu.be/yADrtfAmLTo

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is "Comical Ali", the former Iraqi information minister, of whom GWB said, "I love that guy" and who gave himself up to US troops but was allowed to go free as he was considered so laughable that he wasn't even on their detention list.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is "Comical Ali", the former Iraqi information minister, of whom GWB said, "I love that guy" and who gave himself up to US troops but was allowed to go free as he was considered so laughable that he wasn't even on their detention list.

Here's the twist, Rz AKA Saddam, never kept his CDs in a rack...

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug has a huge collection of 8-track cartridges.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has a huge collection of 8-track cartridges.

Rz has all of the 'Confessions of a...' films on Betamax.

 

[Moon bunny]

As you walk up the drive to Doug's manor, there are two original Greek statues on the lawn: on the right, Praxiteles's marble statue of Dionysus, God of wine: on the left, Scopas' bronze of Lucinda, Goddess of soft drinks and mineral waters.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny has Priapus and Bacchus to reflect her own personal tastes.

 

[All uphill]

Roger also has a big gaff, in a Manor of speaking.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers has made a few massive gaffs before like the time he made a mistake shaving his privates......

Or "gross misconduct" as his court martial put it

 

[All uphill]

Rocky used to be a barber. His boast was that he could always give a perfect close shave, no ifs or buts.

He had to drop that claim when his neighbour asked him to shave their cat!

The bandages come off next week.

 

[Rocky]

One of Uppers' favourite sayings is 'he's as bald as a badger's bum'.............but not many people know that Uppers is the world expert on badgers' bums and has won many a competition on said topic - a case of game sett and match to Uppers!!

 

[rogerzilla]

In the Austrian Alps, there is a perfect sculpture of Rocky's bum. The locals worship it as Das Radfahrersgrossesarsch.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the Austrian Alps, there is a perfect sculpture of Rocky's bum. The locals worship it as Das Radfahrersgrossesarsch.

Rz went to Germany once as was excited to visit the Puppen Museum as he's, like, DEAD immature.

He was sorely disappointed, so left small piles of sawdust every where as a protest at the lack of puppen instead.