Post a lie about the poster above.

[All uphill]

Rocky already was balding in the 1980s. His chat up line was always

" Have you read James Joyce's Ulysses?"

I think he confused receding hairline with high brow.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is such a lie. No girl ever agreed to dance with me.

They clearly have never been drunk enough! 😆

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky already was balding in the 1980s. His chat up line was always

" Have you read James Joyce's Ulysses?"

I think he confused receding hairline with high brow.

Every year without fail, Au is continually confused by the Edinburgh Festival and has written to the organisers countless times about it over the past few decades.

He has STILL to see a show about hair and Fringes.

 

[rogerzilla]

The last time Doug asked a girl to dance, it went like:

- Would you like to dance?
- Not if you were the last man on earth.
- I'm sorry, you must have misheard me; I said you look really fat in that dress.

 

[All uphill]

Rog asked a girl if she would like to dance,


which was a bit odd as they were on the upper deck of a number 22 bus at the time.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers is into Irish dancing because he likes the dresses. Luckily they're all made to order, so size 26 is no problem.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has a habit of dancing on tables. One day he was in his local, a little tipsy and started table dancing when Doug popped in.

Doug walked over and said, "Wow, nice legs!".

Rog was flattered and replied, "You really think so?".

Doug said, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now!".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky was injured while tap dancing.

He fell off into the sink.

 

[Moon bunny]

When faced with a difficult decision, Jesus asks, "What would twentysix by twentyfive do?"

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny is now bigger than Jesus. It must be the cake.

 

[All uphill]

Roger is a bit of a Foodie. He joined his local church thinking they pray to cheeses.

 

[Rocky]

Uppers found some money in a church yard. He thought: what would Jesus do?

So Uppers turned it into wine........hic

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky tried the same trick but only got 3 loaves and 5 fishes

 

[Rocky]

Jesus walked on water.

26 can't even stand up after 5 tumblers of scotch.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky has asked his priest if something a little better could be used than the usual communion wine. Maybe a nice Burgundy?