Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug was only the telegrapher’s son but he did it, dit it, did it

Rocky was charged for wasting Police time, as he kept on phoning the Police in Oxford and asking for... Lewis.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of police….. A lorry full of toupees was stolen in Doug’s neighbourhood.

Police are combing the area for clues.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of police….. A lorry full of toupees was stolen in Doug’s neighbourhood.

Police are combing the area for clues.

Talking of 'Coppers', Rocky once glued a 2P coin to the top of his head.

When asked why, he was incredulous that nobody understood, until it was explained to him what a Toupee REALLY was.

 

[Rocky]

Doug can’t think of a time when he lost his toupee while riding his bike.

At least not right off the top of his head.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky used to have hair like Michael Fabricant's.

 

[All uphill]

Roger used to have flowing, golden hair. It was his mane attraction.

 

[Speicher]

Uppers uses that special shampoo that contains highly moronic acid.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Uppers uses that special shampoo that contains highly moronic acid.

In a stand of unity with her fellow avian brothers and sisters that have been caught in accidents and that group that throw orange stuff around, Speich always washes her feathers with the shampoo they use to clean the poor birds caught in oil slicks with.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug uses cheap Cockney shampoo. It only costs pantene.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug uses cheap Cockney shampoo. It only costs pantene.

Rz has so little hair that he uses the same, seeing as he only needs the equivalent of what a Cockney Sparrow needs.

In fact, this is a picture of Rz:

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The 'Cockney Sparrow' was the depot logo for Stratford (Diesel Depot code 'SF' - See the hat), East London. The old railway works and depot was on the site where the Olympic Park and so on is now (I kid you not).

 

[rogerzilla]

Doug is making that up. He just found a drawing of a bird and photoshopped an S&M hat onto it.

 

[stephec]

RZ is still trying to work out how MDB hacked into his private photo collection.

 

[All uphill]

Stephec is trying to hack his way out of RZ's photo collection.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers knows that, once you've passed the event horizon of a pr0n vortex, there is no escape.