Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, I'll admit that that was a bit of a rubbish lie there, but then, so have all of my other contributions over the years, so, why break the habit of a lifetime? 🤷😆

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just sent me the following DM (and I quote word for word):

Doug: I’ve had a Eurythmics song stuck in my head for days. Really, I’ve had a Eurythmics song stuck in my head for days. No really, I have. Would I lie to you?






(Keeping up the Scottish pop combo theme )

 

[TheDoctor]

MDB is an expert on my topical cream. And my off-topic strawberries.

 

[stephec]

Rocky likes to show off his puns on here by telling people that he's a cunning linguist, I can't wait for the tongue twisters.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just sent me the following DM (and I quote word for word):

Doug: I’ve had a Eurythmics song stuck in my head for days. Really, I’ve had a Eurythmics song stuck in my head for days. No really, I have. Would I lie to you?






(Keeping up the Scottish pop combo theme )

Rocky is just Wet Wet Wet!

MDB is an expert on my topical cream. And my off-topic strawberries.

Mr Who says they are Strawberries, but I've heard that you can get a nasty infection from a Dalek, regardless of how well you treat them.

Rocky likes to show off his puns on here by telling people that he's a cunning linguist, I can't wait for the tongue twisters.

Steph has to give a speech once a year at an event he is involved with.

Unfortunately, he's a bit dyslexic and told everyone that he was an

'Anallinguist'

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB has to take his teeth out to speak. He's still unintelligible even then. Should've gone to TeethSavers Doug

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has to take his teeth out to speak. He's still unintelligible even then. Should've goner to TeethSavers Doug

Shurely shome mishtake!

 

[stephec]

MDB bills himself as Dunbartonshire's answer to Sean Connery, he's more 003.5 than 007 though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB bills himself as Dunbartonshire's answer to Sean Connery, he's more 003.5 than 007 though.

Stephec went to see Octopussy at the cinema when it first came out, but was most disappointed, because he was expecting a different kind of film altogether with a name like that!

 

[Rocky]

Doug gave his pet bird a haircut and now it thinks it's James Bond

Well, that's to be expected as Doug has a shorn canary

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec went to see Octopussy at the cinema when it first came out, but was most disappointed, because he was expecting a different kind of film altogether with a name like that!

Why the shock @twentysix by twentyfive?

He was hoping that it would be a film about Cats and Octopuses.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug gave his pet bird a haircut and now it thinks it's James Bond

Well, that's to be expected as Doug has a shorn canary

Back in the day, Rocky tried to train to be a physician, but was rejected. He wrote a story about it and called it

'Dr No'

 

[stephec]

For Your Eyes Only, the exact words that MDB was alleged to have been shouting when he was arrested for flashing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For Your Eyes Only, the exact words that MDB was alleged to have been shouting when he was arrested for flashing.

Being such an innocent and sheltered shrinking violet, Stephec thinks that by 'flashing', I was saying it in Morse Code with my Bardic Lamp.

 

[Rocky]

Doug was only the telegrapher’s son but he did it, dit it, did it

Dah Di-di-di-dit Di-dah Dah ’di-di-dit, Di-dah, Di-dah-di-dit Di-dit Dit