Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Wol, whose real name is Winsom Cash, has just had a premium bond come up.

 

[Speicher]

Wol, whose real name is Winsom Cash, has just had a premium bond come up.

Scuse me, that is true.

 

[Rocky]

Scuse me, that is true.

That means a thread ban for me

 

[Speicher]

Yes, it does!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To celebrate 1000 pages of this utter tripe 'Insult Round Robin', @Speicher is going to close the thread, forever!

 

[Rocky]

Talking of tripe, Doug’s friend offered him some sheep stomach tacos...

He said "No, thanks. That sounds offal."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of tripe, Doug’s friend offered him some sheep stomach tacos...

He said "No, thanks. That sounds offal."

Rockaay got the first post on the 1000th page, congratulations!

But, he's now absolutely set his heart on also getting the 15,000th post too!

*Dramatic '50s' music with a cheesy sounding American accented voice over*

Can this thread stand the tension? Will he do it? Will he fail? And... Who eats offal these days anyway?

*/ Music and voiceover*

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug killed Mr Pig and turned him into bacon before hijacking this thread.

 

[All uphill]

Roger had a sore thumb so he used some of the pig fat to make oinkment.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rog Uppers is writing the official history of this thread. It'll take 1,000 pages he thinks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug killed Mr Pig and turned him into bacon before hijacking this thread.

Rz once actually did eat a bacon sarnie at a Bar Mitzva

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

rog Uppers is writing the official history of this thread. It'll take 1,000 pages he thinks

Being a Proclaimers fan, tBt has offered to help, with the words:

'I'll write 500 pages and then I'll write 500 more
Just to be the man who falls down at your lies...'

 

[Rocky]

When Doug goes will he send back a post from America?
Take a look up the rail track from Miami to Canada and think of a lie
Or dream of that picture of Vernon’s last pie

Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more
Lewis no more, Skye no more
Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more
Lewis no more, Skye no more
Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more
Lewis no more, Skye no more

But Post a Lie will still be here for sure.

 

[TheDoctor]

Rocky has a beautiful singing voice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The Doctor, being in Edinburgh has

Sunshine On Leith.

He has a topical cream for it.



There, did it, the 15,000th post, sorry Rocky 😆