Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Roger is an expert in exponential functions, and converting them to hyperbolic. But he does not know how to use an automatic washing machine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is making that up. He just found a drawing of a bird and photoshopped an S&M hat onto it.

Strangely, that didn't even occur to me about the hat - It's an old greaseproof topped hat that crews wore on steam locos, but then some of the older guys just kept wearing them into the diesel and electric era and the railways tended not to forget their history (unlike the corporate twattery we have now).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roger is an expert in exponential functions, and converting them to hyperbolic. But he does not know how to use an automatic washing machine.

Neither can Speicher, she is stopped dead in her tracks and draws the line at a washing machine.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of hats, Doug likes to dress up as a cowboy.

One day he rode into town wearing a paper suit, paper hat, paper jacket, paper pants and chaps; everything he wore was made of paper.

He wasn't in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of hats, Doug likes to dress up as a cowboy.

One day he rode into town wearing a paper suit, paper hat, paper jacket, paper pants and chaps; everything he wore was made of paper.

He wasn't in town five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

Rocky, or 'Calamity Rock' as he's known, just loves his 'Cigareets' and wants to go to 'Chigaagee'.

 

[All uphill]

Doug looks a lot like Doris Day.

Her excuse is that she's been dead for years.

 

[Rocky]

Upper’s obsession with Doris Day songs is ruining his social life

He’s already lost his friends Kay, Sarah, Sarah.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Upper’s obsession with Doris Day songs is ruining his social life

He’s already lost his friends Kay, Sarah, Sarah.

The man formally known as Rocketta, Rocky has a dedicated tray on his dressing table especially for his fake eyelashes.

He also has one for his eyebrows.
What style will he have on today? Commas? British Airways 'Speedbird' logo? Full on question marks?

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug is wearing a merkin.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz is a MASSIVE fan of a lot of the BBC's female TV presenters and even has a

'Sue Perkin Merkin'.

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug submitted a Fray Bentos pie to The Great British Bake Off judges. He said, truthfully, that he had cooked it himself, but was still sent home.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz isn't thick, but he thinks that Fray Bentos plays centre back for Paraguay

 

[Rocky]

Doug has recently come back from a trip to the West Indies. He noticed a slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. Why, he wondered ….

Well Doug, these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has recently come back from a trip to the West Indies. He noticed a slice of apple pie is $2.5 in Jamaica and $3.0 in the Bahamas. Why, he wondered ….

Well Doug, these are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Rocky only got as far as Penzance.

 

[All uphill]

Rocky only got as far as Penzance.

Doug applied to GWR to be a sleeper the train to Penzance. He thought he'd have a bed on the train, not be a sleeper under the rails!