Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
Okay, hate was the wrong word. Changed to: "What really annoys me".
Give me some dialogue from your day
- Thread starter Crackle
- Start date
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subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
wifey: has anybody called you abot your car
me : No why?
wifey: errr the tree on the road has blown over and has landed on it
me : oh , good job i wasn't in it innit.
me : No why?
wifey: errr the tree on the road has blown over and has landed on it
me : oh , good job i wasn't in it innit.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Following an earlier request from Val the line leader to see why a machine wouldnt work...'there's no power, it doesnt even light up !!' she said.
So i wandered over with a tool box and test meter....
2 minutes later, i wandered back to Val...
'It's serious
'
'Whats wrong ?
'It wasnt plugged in
'
My jobs hard sometimes
So i wandered over with a tool box and test meter....
2 minutes later, i wandered back to Val...
'It's serious
''Whats wrong ?
'It wasnt plugged in
' My jobs hard sometimes
jann71
Veteran
- Location
- West of Scotland
From a customer today - we have 2 new smart phones but we're not very smart! I laughed 
Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk 2
Sent from my HTC Desire S using Tapatalk 2
MossCommuter
Guru
- Location
- Salford
Me: I'd like to change the signatories on this account but I don't know who the current signatories are or even if they still work here
Nationwide: Of course sir, no problem, you just need to get one of the signatories to write to us with their instructions
Me: Cool, thanks, can you tell me who the signatories are please?
Nationwide: No
Nationwide: Of course sir, no problem, you just need to get one of the signatories to write to us with their instructions
Me: Cool, thanks, can you tell me who the signatories are please?
Nationwide: No
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
From granddaughter today (2 today) coming downstairs. I tried to pick her up to safely bring her down "I do it by myself". I had walked slowly in front of her but she did do it by herself.
TonyEnjoyD
Guru
- Location
- Newcastle upon Tyne
Struggling onto plane at Palma airport carrying my 8-yr old disabled son a guy offered to carry my case up the steps.
once on I said to him with a sidelong glance at the overhead locker..." would you mind popping it up there for me please ---I don't say that to all the boys though" said with a half grin on my face.
There was a deathly silence from him as he reached up to pop the case in the locker until his wife just burst out laughing and I cracked up. He just harrumphed off to a seat with me thanking him for his help.
No sense of humour some people!
once on I said to him with a sidelong glance at the overhead locker..." would you mind popping it up there for me please ---I don't say that to all the boys though" said with a half grin on my face.
There was a deathly silence from him as he reached up to pop the case in the locker until his wife just burst out laughing and I cracked up. He just harrumphed off to a seat with me thanking him for his help.
No sense of humour some people!
D
Deleted member 20519
Guest
End of my first week on my paper round:
Me: I'm here to get my...
Shop Woman: Papers?
Me: No, money.
Shop Woman: Ah, hold on.
Me: I'm here to get my...
Shop Woman: Papers?
Me: No, money.
Shop Woman: Ah, hold on.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
was this in a monopoly gameEnd of my first week on my paper round:
Me: I'm here to get my...
Shop Woman: Papers?
Me: No, money.
Shop Woman: Ah, hold on.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
When my older nephew was first walking downstairs, as opposed to coming down backwards on his belly, my sister would say "Be careful". He'd reply "Don't worry, I'm being brave". "No, Oli, be careful. Brave and careful are not the same!"
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Me: so thats rotten then
tree guy from the council: yes that little bit thats 2 cm wide for 3/4 was the only live bit of the tree
Me: would that be visible from an exernal inspection of the tree?
TGFC: i am not alowed to tell you that.
me : so thats a yes then
TGFC: well i didn't say that OK
tree guy from the council: yes that little bit thats 2 cm wide for 3/4 was the only live bit of the tree
Me: would that be visible from an exernal inspection of the tree?
TGFC: i am not alowed to tell you that.
me : so thats a yes then
TGFC: well i didn't say that OK
D
Deleted member 20519
Guest
Car overtakes a group of cyclists in the other direction and almost hits me:
Me (yelling): What the f**k was that?
Car Horn: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Me (yelling): What the f**k was that?
Car Horn: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Bearing in mind, we don't do hills in Peterborough and surrounding, maybe some nice rolling ones in Northants and Rutland...what we have, i can deal with ok.
So the wife and i are in Matlock Baths and surrounding areas today (lovely area BTW), watching several cyclists dealing with long hills with what seemed to be comparative ease..
Me to wife...'bloody hell, look at the speed he's carrying up there
'
Wife...(supressing a stifled yawn )...oh yeah...
So the wife and i are in Matlock Baths and surrounding areas today (lovely area BTW), watching several cyclists dealing with long hills with what seemed to be comparative ease..
Me to wife...'bloody hell, look at the speed he's carrying up there
'Wife...(supressing a stifled yawn )...oh yeah...
Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Dad: Did you want me to give you the injection today?
Me: Yes, I think Mum put them in the fridge to keep them cool.
Dad: OK. (walks off to get them)
Me: Dad, that's the dishwasher!
Dad: (opening the dishwasher) Oh yeah!
Me: Yes, I think Mum put them in the fridge to keep them cool.
Dad: OK. (walks off to get them)
Me: Dad, that's the dishwasher!
Dad: (opening the dishwasher) Oh yeah!
