Give me some dialogue from your day
- Thread starter Crackle
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Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
[QUOTE 1877795, member: 45"]"No, they're not lady cows. They don't have milk sausages"[/quote]
Priceless!
Priceless!
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Nephew Oli (coming up to 5) last week when he'd accidentally deleted all the pictures off his little digital camera and was feeling sorry for himself;
"I'm so sad. I'm sadder than if I never had anything to eat again ever..."
Luckily, they were all just snaps taken around the house, so nothing vital lost.
"I'm so sad. I'm sadder than if I never had anything to eat again ever..."
Luckily, they were all just snaps taken around the house, so nothing vital lost.
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I know that feeling. I accidentally formatted my SD card in my camera, lost over 500+ pictures from my holiday in Turkey last year. Only managed to recover around 30
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
to self...so are you gonna do this then?
yep..
sure..
no...
now or never?
Yep
better do it then..
Hmmmm
have no fear
yep
easy said
I know but its true
then you bloody do it then!
yep..
sure..
no...
now or never?
Yep
better do it then..
Hmmmm
have no fear
yep
easy said
I know but its true
then you bloody do it then!
SavageHoutkop
Veteran
- Location
- South Manchester-ish
May be too late but did you try PhotoRec / Test Disk?I know that feeling. I accidentally formatted my SD card in my camera, lost over 500+ pictures from my holiday in Turkey last year. Only managed to recover around 30
Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
Me cycling down a moderately busy road, I notice a cyclist on the other side having a fiddle with his bike.
Me to self: "Hmmmm, should I go over and help him out? Yes, I think I should."
I then do a mad amount of shoulder checks and make sure I have room to turn around.
Just as I am approaching the cyclist, he then rides away.
Me: "Oh for feck sake! I have just turned around for no reason."
I then pull over and have to wait for a few minutes for a suitable gap in the traffic for me to turn around again.
Me: "Sodding traffic. Why does it have to be so busy just when I want to turn around? Oh for feck sake!"
Me to self: "Hmmmm, should I go over and help him out? Yes, I think I should."
I then do a mad amount of shoulder checks and make sure I have room to turn around.
Just as I am approaching the cyclist, he then rides away.
Me: "Oh for feck sake! I have just turned around for no reason."
I then pull over and have to wait for a few minutes for a suitable gap in the traffic for me to turn around again.
Me: "Sodding traffic. Why does it have to be so busy just when I want to turn around? Oh for feck sake!"
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
You want the 'give me some monologue from your day' thread you looney.
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From across the street:
Random guy: Oy, you got a fag pal?
Me: Naa, sorry.
Post office guy:
Me: I'm here for a delivery.
Post guy: What kind?
Me: A box
Random guy: Oy, you got a fag pal?
Me: Naa, sorry.
Post office guy:
Me: I'm here for a delivery.
Post guy: What kind?
Me: A box
Ikea car park, me finding myself driving up a bit with the arrows pointing in the opposite direction.
Old guy coming the 'right' way swerves at me then pulls up and winds down his window.
Angry old guy: "This is a one way street"
Me: "It's a car park"
Angry old guy: "You're going the wrong way"
Me (with a smile): "Yes, but it's not the end of the world is it? Enjoy the rest of your day"
Drive off.
Old guy coming the 'right' way swerves at me then pulls up and winds down his window.
Angry old guy: "This is a one way street"
Me: "It's a car park"
Angry old guy: "You're going the wrong way"
Me (with a smile): "Yes, but it's not the end of the world is it? Enjoy the rest of your day"
Drive off.
Andrew_Culture
Internet Marketing bod
- Location
- The People's Republic Of Suffolk.
We'd run out of coffee filters at home so I popped into McDonalds to fill up my flask. Bearing in mind that I was wearing a cycling helmet with a flashing light on it the charming assistant asked me if I'd like a cup holder...
Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
I absolutely hate people who drive the wrong way in my local Sainsbury's car park. The parking spaces are even engineered that people have real difficulty getting into spaces of they have driven the wrong way. https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=Sa...s+rhy&hq=Sainsbury's,+Rhuddlan,+Rhyl&t=h&z=19
Hate is a strong word for a not so heinous crime. Besides what if you want to reverse in.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I am older and I have more insurance.
In Syria the Government are using militia to burn children to death, that's what I hate. Noodling about in a car park doesn't really bother me.
