Give me some dialogue from your day

[Chromatic]

Greg's office is crammed with people he's invited in. I'm surprised he can find his desk.

That's just what I was thinking as I read the sugar post


[QUOTE 1708651, member: 45"]Greg, you have to set up a webcam in your office.[/quote]

This is a brilliant idea. Greg, get one of your staff right on to it!

 

[GrasB]

Person 1: [talking about a poster advertising a major conference] Get rid of that poster! It's offencive on the eye.
Person 2: You should like it them, it's just like you. Offensive!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Have you noticed that he is more likely to bully the write up the stories about junior employees on a Friday than any other day of the week?

Everyone else is "working from home"

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Greg's office The job centre is crammed with people he's invited in. I'm surprised he can find his desk.

FTFY

 

[GrumpyGregry]

An office kitchen... (the company provides free tea coffee and milk to put in them)
Her: I hope that's not our milk..
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Me: Come see me in 10 minutes when I've eaten my shredded wheat and we will have a chat about it...

You could not make it up...

They've run out of milk, someone has a visitor and has just asked me if they can have the rest of my Waitrose carton!

 

[Crackle]

Have you noticed that he is more likely to bully the junior employees on a Friday than any other day of the week?

Hmmm, now you mention it...

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Hmmm, now you mention it...

and it's them bullying me anyway....

 

[GrumpyGregry]

A common feature that, seeing it as the other way around.

Bullying is in the eye of the beholder/victim.

It must be true. It says so in our bullying policy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mum: "I rang the Customer Services number you gave me but the man who answered just told me to ring another number... when I tried to ask him about it he put the phone down."
Me: "I'll ring up and find out what's going on."
Rang Customer Services...
"Customer Services- hello.... [pause]...The number you need has been changed to 03000 xxx xxx.... [pause]....Please redial and ask for the Custmoer Service Desk... [pause]...Good-bye...."

 

[GrasB]

Mum: "I rang the Customer Services number you gave me but the man who answered just told me to ring another number... when I tried to ask him about it he put the phone down."
Me: "I'll ring up and find out what's going on."
Rang Customer Services...
"Customer Services- hello.... [pause]...The number you need has been changed to 03000 xxx xxx.... [pause]....Please redial and ask for the Custmoer Service Desk... [pause]...Good-bye...."

got to love it when people don't listen to the information they're given.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Ok....what time is the ambulance getting here

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Steve to Pete: "Aww, c'mon, don't be a minge."
Jackie, overhearing them: "What's a minge?"
Laughter erupts.
Jackie: "Uh???"

 

[ColinJ]

Ok....what time is the ambulance getting here

Er, I hope that you are okay, BOAB?

My conversation just now:

Me: You are not the plumber!
Double glazing salesman: No, I'm from SafeStyle UK ...
Me: Sorry, I'm not interested! I only answered the door because I thought you were the plumber.
Double glazing salesman: I'm not trying to sell you anything!
Me: Yes, you are, and I'm not interested, and I'm broke, so even if I was interested, you wouldn't be!
Double glazing salesman: We do very good credit terms ...
Me: Why would I need credit if you are not trying to sell me anything?
Double glazing salesman: I, er, we ...
Me: I'm not interested. I'm broke. I don't do credit. I don't want double glazing. Thank you.
Double glazing salesman: There's a special deal if ...
[I close the door in his face]
Double glazing salesman (faintly, from beyond the door): ... you buy more than 4 windows!
Me (walking away towards the kitchen): NO!

 

[col]

Me This hurts that hurts and when I do this ect ect.
Doc You making a claim?
Me depends how they go on.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

My conversation just now:

Me: You are not the plumber!
Double glazing salesman: No, I'm from SafeStyle UK ...

How they do any business is beyond me.

Using the Troll (above) or that other fugly git who used to be in Corrie.