Give me some dialogue from your day
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machew
Veteran
Matthew_T
"Young and Ex-whippet"
- Location
- Prestatyn, North Wales
Me today whilst out on a ride. I am in the right lane of a two lane one way system. I notice a woman pulling out of a side road on the left.
Me: (Airzound) Toot, toot, toot.
I head a faint "aarrrgghhh" from the path.
Woman (pulls out but stays in her lane): (Looks out of the window confused).
Me (smiling): Sorry.
I pass the woman but have to slow down for traffic ahead.
Woman (passes me): (Laughing and waves).
Me: Sorry, I thought you were going into my lane.
Not much dialogue but she was a nice enough lady. Sorry for making you jump.
Me: (Airzound) Toot, toot, toot.
I head a faint "aarrrgghhh" from the path.
Woman (pulls out but stays in her lane): (Looks out of the window confused).
Me (smiling): Sorry.
I pass the woman but have to slow down for traffic ahead.
Woman (passes me): (Laughing and waves).
Me: Sorry, I thought you were going into my lane.
Not much dialogue but she was a nice enough lady. Sorry for making you jump.
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
she probably would have if you hadnt
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Wife is playing a game on her iphone, she's stuck on a paticular level.
Me...'you're useless, give it here, i'll have it done in two minutes...you know i;m better than you' (which was a foolhardy thing to say as ive never even seen the game)
Wife..'you've got no chance, ive been trying for half an hour'
2 minutes later...raucous laughter and much hilarity as i pass her the phone with the level completed.
Me to self ..'phew, that went well'
Me...'you're useless, give it here, i'll have it done in two minutes...you know i;m better than you' (which was a foolhardy thing to say as ive never even seen the game)
Wife..'you've got no chance, ive been trying for half an hour'
2 minutes later...raucous laughter and much hilarity as i pass her the phone with the level completed.
Me to self ..'phew, that went well'
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oh, the 6 Nations France Ireland game has been called off, so I have more time to study tonight after all.
Better get to it instead of reading this.
Better get to it instead of reading this.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Oh, where did the Tranny thread go? I was looking forwards to a good discussion about radios! 
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Not dialogue strictly, but an overheard half of phone conversation as I toiled along on the Maximus at walking pace, alongside a girl walking along the pavement....
Her: Yeah, so I'm on the radio at 4 with Timmy, and I feel really sick, coz I went out last night and got drunk and kissed a really small man....
Her: Yeah, so I'm on the radio at 4 with Timmy, and I feel really sick, coz I went out last night and got drunk and kissed a really small man....
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
Spanish man to me...'put your finger just there...'
Me..(thinking oooeer, gingerly put finger where asked)...'oooerr, that feels wierd'
I should elaborate
...spanish engineer showing me how to set up a sonic welder on a machine. Effectively the working end is a tuning fork that resonates at ultra high frequency. At the point when it triggers, it feels like a mild electric shock.
Sonerators, Busters and Amplifiers have been a one sided discussion today, he's been explaining, ive been nodding knowingly...hopefully
Me..(thinking oooeer, gingerly put finger where asked)...'oooerr, that feels wierd'
I should elaborate
...spanish engineer showing me how to set up a sonic welder on a machine. Effectively the working end is a tuning fork that resonates at ultra high frequency. At the point when it triggers, it feels like a mild electric shock.Sonerators, Busters and Amplifiers have been a one sided discussion today, he's been explaining, ive been nodding knowingly...hopefully
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mum: Have you put anything on Ebay yet??
Me: No
*Later*
Mum: Have you put anything on Ebay yet?
Me: No!
*A little bit later*
Mum: Have you put anything on Ebay yet??
Me: No I'll put it all on at the same time
Mum: When are you going to be putting on?
Me: When I have gone through and sorted out all the pictures
Mum: Oh, I don't think anyone will even look at the pictures anyway
Me: These are collectable models, the collectors do look and can be quite picky at times, so, yes, believe me, they will. Besides, I have seen so many bad Ebay listings in the past that I like to do the best possible.
Mum: I give up, you'll be at it all day. Do you want a cup of tea?
Me: Yes thanks.
Me: No
*Later*
Mum: Have you put anything on Ebay yet?
Me: No!
*A little bit later*
Mum: Have you put anything on Ebay yet??
Me: No I'll put it all on at the same time
Mum: When are you going to be putting on?
Me: When I have gone through and sorted out all the pictures
Mum: Oh, I don't think anyone will even look at the pictures anyway
Me: These are collectable models, the collectors do look and can be quite picky at times, so, yes, believe me, they will. Besides, I have seen so many bad Ebay listings in the past that I like to do the best possible.
Mum: I give up, you'll be at it all day. Do you want a cup of tea?
Me: Yes thanks.
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Mrs C : Will you get this spot for me?
Me :Where is it?
Mrs C: (turns and hitches nightie)
Me :Oh............ Must I? Why can't the kids do it?
Mrs C: Cubester wants to film it for Youtube.
Me: What about Cubette?
Mrs C: Her camera's broken.
Me: No, I meant why doesn't she get the spot for you?
Mrs C: I want you to get it.
Me: It's a tough one. Get me some tweezers, we need to get the hair out of the middle.
Mrs C : (screams)
Me: Whoops, wrong hair!
Mrs C : Are you doing this deliberately?
Me :Where is it?
Mrs C: (turns and hitches nightie)
Me :Oh............ Must I? Why can't the kids do it?
Mrs C: Cubester wants to film it for Youtube.
Me: What about Cubette?
Mrs C: Her camera's broken.
Me: No, I meant why doesn't she get the spot for you?
Mrs C: I want you to get it.
Me: It's a tough one. Get me some tweezers, we need to get the hair out of the middle.
Mrs C : (screams)
Me: Whoops, wrong hair!
Mrs C : Are you doing this deliberately?
marafi
Rolling down the hills with the bike.
- Location
- univeristy is my home for now. lol
Sis-You know last year 1600, cyclists lost their lives in London.
Me-I think you mean 16 not 1600.
Sis-Keep on cycling to the station and that is it.
Me- Do you know how much weight i lost by cycling abit more futher then just to the station.
Sis-Cycling on London roads are dangerous. Nobody would help you if they hit you.
Me-I know first aid and i have a camera.
Sis- Tell me how is it possible to do first aid on yourself. While you need first aid.
Me- errrr..
Epic moment with the local young women. Sh1t. lol
Me-I think you mean 16 not 1600.
Sis-Keep on cycling to the station and that is it.
Me- Do you know how much weight i lost by cycling abit more futher then just to the station.
Sis-Cycling on London roads are dangerous. Nobody would help you if they hit you.
Me-I know first aid and i have a camera.
Sis- Tell me how is it possible to do first aid on yourself. While you need first aid.
Me- errrr..
Epic moment with the local young women. Sh1t. lol
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Soon I make the biggest decision of my life...take a chance or play it safe...50/50...head says one thing heart the other...
...I hate procrastinating....
I need to think about this..no I dont I made up my mind...yes but...
no way back...parallel lives...which one do I create.
...I hate procrastinating....
I need to think about this..no I dont I made up my mind...yes but...
no way back...parallel lives...which one do I create.
Sometimes someone lets you peek through a window into their lives. Sometimes you wish they hadn't.
