Give me some dialogue from your day

[Dora]

boss: but how are we going to get the inner tubes to them if they've already got the wheels down there??
me:...
...
...Oh look, the printers do a post it note in the shape of our logo, that could come in useful when we run out of coasters!

 

[AlexTheory]

Girlfriend: "Alex....Random question"
Me: "Go on then"
Girlfriend "Which came first... BBC1 or BBC2"
Me: "......."

I love her, but she isn't half dense sometimes.

 

[Cubist]

Me: Where are my grey wool socks?
Mrs C: In your cycling stuff drawer.
Me: Why? They're walking socks.
Mrs C: If you were tidier you wouldn't have to keep asking.
Me: Or guessing where you've decided to keep things this time round. .......
............ and by the way, they aren't in the cycling drawer.
Mrs C: Have you looked in the cupboard where you keep your walking gear?
Me: Funnily enough.........
Mrs C: Ok you sarcastic bastard. Oh. Here they are, in my knicker drawer.
Me: Of course, how f*cking stupid of me not to look in there.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist, you are clearly not pulling your weight in the washing department... pull your socks up.

 

[Matthew_T]

Mrs C: In your cycling stuff drawer.

You have a cycling drawer?

I only have one in the garage for my tools and innertubes. I dont have one for my clothes. You lucky person!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Cubist]

You have a cycling drawer?

I only have one in the garage for my tools and innertubes. I dont have one for my clothes. You lucky person!

Trust me, it isn't quite as exciting as you make out.

 

[swee'pea99]

Trust me, it isn't quite as exciting as you make out.

You say. I hear Bruce Willis has a cycling drawer. He opens it sometimes when he feels the need for a bit of drama.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

When I eventually get round to finishing the decorating in my bedroom I have plans to have a cycling wardrobe

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I had a cycling wardrobe... until my girlfriend rearranged my wardrobes.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I had a cycling wardrobe... until my girlfriend rearranged my wardrobes.

I think I should be ok then, your girlfriend doesnt know where I live

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Me " I have to stop spending money"
Self " How you gonna do that and survive?"
I "you are both boring, I'm going cycling"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

UPS driver: Are you Frances?
Me: No

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You have a cycling drawer?

I've got one too although Mrs 3BM thinks my idea of a clothes storage area is the floor.

 

[Dora]

me: *checks online banking*...YOU ROBBING B______S!!!