Give me some dialogue from your day

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OP
C

Crackle

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Mrs c: "If you are going to the shop, get me some Cock Burns port.
Me: "wot! You can't go around asking for that. It's o. Cohburns. The k is silent.
 
T

TVC

Guest
No conversation but...
We are all on our break this morning sat in the factory yard enjoying the sun.
A youth shambles by on the pavement, jeans half mast, nike vest, shades, cap sideways and the fake limp. He sees us all watching him and glares back, posturing in that stupid way to try to intimidate us.
Trouble was, he was pushing a small pram with a helium balloon attached.

Pffftttt.
 
colly

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
GrasB said:
So I hear raised voices in the building so walk off to investigate & walk in on one of our researchers having a argument with a man & looking less than comfortable.
Me (to the man): Excuse me, could you please leave the building.
Him: This is none of your business
Me: What you're discussing very loudly isn't anyone business but yours. The thing is you're disturbing people in this very quiet building. So please leave
Him: I told you, this is none of your business, now go away.
Me: Okay, I'm TELLING you to leave this building and take your conversation were it is NOT disturbing people
Him: So why not tell this b**tch to leave as well
Me: SHE is an employee, you are not. She can leave with you or stay. But YOU are leaving
Him: Pi$$ off!
Me taking a step between them making me close to him and staring directly into his eyes unblinking: You are leaving right now! The question is do you walk out of the building or I physically throw you out. Are you clear on that?
Him takes half a step back into a wall looking a little worried: Okay!
Her very quietly, sounding a little shaken: Thanks.
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You should have chinned him ...............just to be sure like. :thumbsup:
 
Octet

Octet

Veteran
Whilst touring around the offices of my new job as a programmer, :wahhey: whilst speaking to my new boss:

"Providing the works done, if it's sunny we normally just go home"
 
annedonnelly

annedonnelly

Girl from the North Country
Location
Blyth, Northumberland
KEEF said:
Took Mrs Keef's mum out to day she is 95.While driving out to Northumberland she informed us she could not live in the country........... It's always raining and have you seen the size of the trees!
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If it didn't rain so much those trees would still be acorns :smile:
 
GrasB

GrasB

Veteran
Location
Nr Cambridge
surfdude said:
me to my 13 year son
me.your can clean the new car if you want
him.cool thanks dad where is the cleaning stuff
me. in the garage .(under my breath , result )
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hope you like swirls in your paintwork!

Chromatic said:
Not if you lay him out when you chin him.
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Resorting to physical violence is not something I want to do, I will get physical if needed & have the training to do it but I really don't want to. You still lose control of situation as other people need to be informed (security, thus the police). Likely hood would have been I'd end up being arrested, held for a few hours while investigations made & then released without charge. Ergo, I've lost control of the situation.
 
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