Give me some dialogue from your day

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Salad Dodger

Legendary Member
Location
Kent Coast
Out on my bike ride this morning, I stopped at the cafe at the country park, for a coffee.

Sitting outside the cafe, I couldn't help but overhear the following conversation, from the next table. An elderly couple were talking to a younger couple at another table. The elderly gent was reminiscing at length about growing up in South London, before the war, and then about his late mother, who had obviously been quite a strong character, and had managed to raise a family despite the family having very little money.

Elderly Gent: "I'm telling you, we had nothing. We were p*ss poor. But what I remember about my mum is that she never gave any of us anything but love."
Younger lady at next table: "Then really you were rich....."

It put my life into perspective......
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Lady washing her hands in Ladies Loo decided to talk to me as I clacked into the loos at Eaton (Norwich) Waitrose today.

Lady: Nice day for a bike ride, have you come far?
Me: Only Wymondham
Lady: :ohmy: Wymondham!! That's miles away and it has a Waitrose, you could have gone there.
Me: The route I took - via Wreningham and Hethel - I didn't pass it
Lady: Via Hethel?
Me: And East Carleton
Lady: Are you getting the bus home?
Me: No, going home via Earlham, Bowthorpe, Bawburgh and that way
Lady: Have you got an electric bike?
Me: No. My bike is parked at the outside cafe
Lady: Is it that blue thing or that white thing?
Me: It's the blue thing
Lady: Ah, you are a proper cyclist then - I bet that cost more than my car
Me: :laugh:
 

pplpilot

Guru
Location
Knowle
Mrs Pplpilot's text messages going off ten to the dozen in the car...

Me - who is it that keeps text messaging you?
Mrs pplpilot - Shara
Me - why?
Mrs - im sending her baby name suggestions, she doesn't like any of them...
Me - (seeing the name Orville on a van a few cars ahead) ...what about Orville, thats a nice name (joking of course, being sarcastic...)
Mrs - ill send it her, see what she says... (text messages it to her friend)
Mrs - (phone beeps) naaa she don't like it, theres a suprise, can't blame her... I mean who has the name Orville anyway?
Me - Lots of Orvilles, Orville Wright, he was a famous Orville...
Mrs - Who?
Me - ...as in the Wright brothers.
Mrs - Oh, Oh yea, they aren't that famous though are they?
Me - Eh? you serious?
Mrs - Unchained melody wasn't it? cant think of anything else they did...
Me - (in fits of laughter) That was the Righteous brothers !! oh FFS! woman!
 

Ganymede

Veteran
Location
Rural Kent
Mrs Pplpilot's text messages going off ten to the dozen in the car...

Me - who is it that keeps text messaging you?
Mrs pplpilot - Shara
Me - why?
Mrs - im sending her baby name suggestions, she doesn't like any of them...
Me - (seeing the name Orville on a van a few cars ahead) ...what about Orville, thats a nice name (joking of course, being sarcastic...)
Mrs - ill send it her, see what she says... (text messages it to her friend)
Mrs - (phone beeps) naaa she don't like it, theres a suprise, can't blame her... I mean who has the name Orville anyway?
Me - Lots of Orvilles, Orville Wright, he was a famous Orville...
Mrs - Who?
Me - ...as in the Wright brothers.
Mrs - Oh, Oh yea, they aren't that famous though are they?
Me - Eh? you serious?
Mrs - Unchained melody wasn't it? cant think of anything else they did...
Me - (in fits of laughter) That was the Righteous brothers !! oh FFS! woman!
You have to be careful, I jokingly suggested Sophronisba or Ozymandias to my stepdaughter and when young master G was born he was called Oscar - his dad said he had thought of it when I said Ozymandias. Well, Oscar's not my favourite name by a long way but I suppose I've got used to it...
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
I must be getting used to it, they getting used to me..hospital today...
Nurse....''Just a little scratch'
Me..'Didnt feel a thing, really..not a thing, i dont even mind watching the needle being inserted anymore'
Nurse..'Ooh lovely, that means I'm doing my job properly then'

Later at the xray dept...
'Ok Mr Whittock, you know the routine ?'
'Yep, chest to the screen, arms over the top'

Later, pharmacist to me..
'Well, you're down to three a day now, I bet that's a relief'

:wahhey: from 12 tablets a day down to three now...it does occur to me though, I must be swimming In antibiotics, absolutely brimming...there cant be a germ in me...so why do i feel 10 years older than i am.
And yet, a trip to hospital reminds you how many 50 odd year oods look in terrible health compared to me....I have nothing to complain about.
I cycled there as well, circa 15 to 20 mile round trip.
 

Scoosh

Velocouchiste
Moderator
Location
Edinburgh
Congrats, and thank you, I needed an excuse to crack open a can of larger on a school night.
!!!!! :angry:

Shame on you, Sir ! Nothing but the finest champagne for our @Night Train and @Arch !
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