Favourite Insults

[captain nemo1701]

I enjoyed John Bercow's dig at Boris for ' a nodding acquaintance with the truth in a Leap year' which I took as he's only serious when its nearing election time.

One of my faves is from the sci-fi movie The Core (2003). On meeting his old rival, Zimsky - with whom there is much bad blood - Dr Brazzleton comes up with this gem when Zimsky lights up a cigarette:

Zimsky (lights fag): Hello Brazz...

Brazzleton: Why the hell aren't you dead yet?

Nasty, short, punchy, probably quite offensive. I have a fantasy where I'm on Question Time & get to say that to Farage. If I'm getting banned from telly or going viral, that's the one for me.

Ok, I know wishing death on anyone is probably taboo, but its my fave cinematic insult to date. And if one is going to be offensive, go for it.....

 

[Deleted User]

No sadly not but you just carry on regardless

Along with many others my friend, not on here mind.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

You have the looks of an amoeba and the intelligence of a brick

 

[Arjimlad]

I saw one this morning which I liked very much..

Away with you and take your face for a sh**e !

(rhymes with white).

 

[Peugeotrider]

We used to work with a bloke who looked like Plug from the Beano, big goofy teeth, and one lad come out with a cracker.
" He's the only bloke I know can eat corn on the cob through a venetian blind ".

Heard similar,
He could eat chips through a letter box 🤣

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Heard similar,
He could eat chips through a letter box 🤣

Similar here too;
he could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

A phrase used to describe someone who wasn’t prone to sharing or generosity was:
“He could peel an orange in his pocket.”

If the person was a particularly tight git, the suffix “… wearing a boxing glove” would be added.

 

[neil_merseyside]

Similar here too;
he could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

I was called Bugs Bunny at school as I was rumoured to have this exact ability.

 

[houblon]

He/she had a face like a slapped arse.

Like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle.

 

[Cycleops]

I thought my mother's cooking was bad but at least her gravy moved.

 

[houblon]

View: https://youtu.be/g-aVtKEhpO0

 

[houblon]

Along with many others my friend, not on here mind.

Me too. It's been a resounding success, hasn't it, and the Project Fear crew with their dire predictions about Ireland and NHS staff shortages are looking pretty silly. Looking forward to the promised US trade deal, here's hoping it will deliver even more than the 20p per £1000 that the Australian one does. Just need to cosy up to Trump...oh, hang on...

 

[Deleted User]

Me too. It's been a resounding success, hasn't it, and the Project Fear crew with their dire predictions about Ireland and NHS staff shortages are looking pretty silly. Looking forward to the promised US trade deal, here's hoping it will deliver even more than the 20p per £1000 that the Australian one does. Just need to cosy up to Trump...oh, hang on...

You're on to a loser here pal, I'm perfectly happy with the outcome as yet and more than happy to exchange petty digs as I'm completely unaffected.

Don't even bother with Jack and alright as I've heard it a Thousand times. 😴

 

[Dirk]

I always thought that the American terms Panty-Waist and Milquetoast were quite endearing insults.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I see you didn’t bother (any do that requires dressing up)