Confession Booth
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Quite how you need my help is puzzling, my son. It seems to me you were practicing witchcraft, and hit another peorson (also practising the dark arts). I can help with matters of the mind, body and cycling, but errant
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Section 2 of the Fraud Act 2006 - "you do not have to say anything, but...................."
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Welcome to my church son, sit down and let me offer you some gentle words of advice.
Life is like a really big gearbox. All these cogs whizzing around, going about their business. Cog iLB decides it wants to get into another slot in the teeth, instead of chilling the **** out and enjoying the ******* ride. You could have wrecked the whole ***** gearbox, you ******* pl*nker. Just who the ******* do you ***** the **** with ****** when you *******. Not to mention the ******* in the ******.
Clam the ************* down, and enjoy the ****** ride, **************
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oldfatfool
Guru
I have convinced swmbo that I need a new Cube l that much covet, Is it wrong I have not told her I will have to sell the house and move her to France because Britains roads and drivers are too crap for its lovely DT Swiss wheels
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Do I look like Kirstie ******* Allsopp to you? This is a confessional chamber, not an audition for Relocation, Relocation.
Verily thou hast chosen thy steed well, and she will without doubt service you well when you mount her.
The bike on the other hand............
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Ah, a sin close to my heart - gluttony.
Ask not what you can do for your stomach, ask what you can do for the stomach of strangers: http://www.wakeuptomuff.com/wutmovie/
Go, enjoy this cycle-based feeding of the 5,000 (well 12) and be inspired as to wht you can do with your carrot cake
I'm not giving it away, it's mine. I was hoping you'd tell me to ride it off, giving it away is a step too far.
but but slamming on and fish tailing wildly into a smaller and smaller gap with one foot unclipped was quite a buzz?
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
You twistin my wordz again Cracks............
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Ah, a heretic and non-believer.
I understand. You found paradise in Cycle Chat, you had a good time, you made a good friends. The Mods protected you and there was Admin as a backup. You didn't need a friend like me.
But, now you come to me, and you say: "ComedyPilot, give me justice."
But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Father. Instead, you come into this house on the day of our lord, and you ask me to justify your inept riding 'skills'
iLB, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then I would have advised you and guided you, and your riding wouldn't be open to public scrutiny and huliliation like it is now.
Call me Father, and if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies.
And then they would fear you.