Confession Booth

[snorri]

I haven't been out on my bike this year.
In my defence, I was doing a bit of missionary work in London for one week, and it has been and and icy, and gales since getting home. .

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm not sure we want to know what you've been doing with the neighbors goat, you might make a profit if you can flog the story to the Sunday papers though

Thou shalt not encourage the rumour-mongering and filth of a newspaper - guards, take this man outside and give him 40 lashes (and video it for me)

 

[vernon]

I will be taking delivery of N+1 where N=5

 

[ComedyPilot]

I'm looking at buying another road bike ... just in case since the Ridgeback's away hopefully getting a new frame.

However, I've already got 4 1/2 bikes:
Ridgeback Platinum
Carrera Virtuoso hack
Python Impact MTB
Donated road bike thing - Ammaco? Known as 'the lethal impact'; no brakes and won't turn right.
1/2 bike is the Universal folding bike

Lord help you son, no-one likes a conceited show-off - get out of this holy place and don't come back till you reduce your temptatious stable.

And leave the Ridgeback in the vestry.

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[ComedyPilot]

It took some time before I spotted my neighbours covert goat.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's covert goat, it makes a mockery of the whole covertness of it.

Get thysen to the offy and bring me a bottle of claret.

Nexsht

 

[Archie_tect]

Bless me CP for I have sinned: I did woefully partake of numerous blueberry muffins and was sorely chastised... and though I ride past the alehouse on my way home of an evening, and the pleasures therein, I take strength from thy teachings and spurn the Wylam Bitter until Thirstday.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I will be taking delivery of N+1 where N=5

Thou art a cycling bigamist, Thou shalt not lay down with thy neighbour's bike, or covet anyone elses bike. Let Halfrauds not lead you into temptation, but Wiggle you from evil, Spa cycles forever and ever, use Evans

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[ComedyPilot]

Bless me CP for I have sinned: I did woefully partake of numerous blueberry muffins and was sorely chastised... and though I ride past the alehouse on my way home of an evening, and the pleasures therein, I take strength from thy teachings and spurn the Wylam Bitter until Thirstday.

Bless you child. O learned is he who repents till Thirstday (not to mention a mug), so you won't be needing any blood of christ and body of christ (a pringle) now, will you?

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[Archie_tect]

Well, maybe just a small one...

 

[ComedyPilot]

I haven't been out on my bike this year.
In my defence, I was doing a bit of missionary work in London for one week, and it has been and and icy, and gales since getting home. .

I trust you were engaged in the missionary position with sister Sharon at All Saints Soho?

It's been a bit nippy out of late, and gales been blowing round the back of the graveyard for a few weeks now.

The lord always welcomes lost sheep back to the flock regardless of 'down' time.

The lord does not care for what you ride, as long as you swing a leg over occasionally.

Allaaaahhhhhhhhhhh - oops (wrong gig)

 

[ComedyPilot]

Well, maybe just a small one...

Son, size is a mortal obsession trancended and not valued by god. All men are created equal, although getting disrobed in the rugby club does make me a little self-conscious.

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[Speicher]

I kidnapped Linus Striiingmaan.

 

[rikki]

The lord does not care for what you ride, as long as you swing a leg over occasionally.

Instant tee shirt message
Thanks

 

[GetAGrip]

I've been putting some of the monthly budget away for some months now, so I nearly have enough for a bright new shiny bike weh hey!
BUT, I havn't told the uvver alf yet. How should I break the news?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I kidnapped Linus Striiingmaan.

Daughter, you possibly had a good motivation for doing this, but I am SURE there is someone out there that loves Linus, and would dearly like to have him returned. Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's small effigy.

You seem to be a special case though, meet me for a chat and a cup of tea in the vestry