Confession Booth

[ComedyPilot]

As a kid a friend got a load of smoke pellets, the sort gas engineers use to test flues.

I may have accidentally rolled one into a phone box while my friends then trapped the poor sod inside by wrapping it in gaffer tape. We all ran away.

I do not wish to confess the country in which this misdeed took place, but promise to flagellate myself mercilessly until I am suitably contrite.

An act that has preyed heavy on your mind over the years. you might be mistaken in thinking you got away with it, but the simple act of it playing on your mind, gnawing away inside you like a huge tapeworm is penance itself.

every day is a school day,

Next....

 

[cookiemonster]

As a kid a friend got a load of smoke pellets, the sort gas engineers use to test flues.

I may have accidentally rolled one into a phone box while my friends then trapped the poor sod inside by wrapping it in gaffer tape. We all ran away.

I do not wish to confess the country in which this misdeed took place, but promise to flagellate myself mercilessly until I am suitably contrite.

Or until you stop enjoying it.