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GrumpyGregry

GrumpyGregry

Here for rides.
Bless me Father for I have sinned. Lustful thoughts whilst following a young lady in running tights on this morning's run.
 
DCLane

DCLane

Found in the Yorkshire hills ...
Location
Dewsbury, West Yorkshire
Archie_tect said:
Watch out CP...the person who hath ridden DCL's donated 'Lethal Impact' last will be with you soon, looking sorely bewildered and bitter.
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ComedyPilot said:
Archie, customer service is at the next window, and Citizen's Advice is over the road.

I am here to clense people's souls or all negativity. Someone's impulse buy on Ebay and sudden cooling off is not for me to comment on.
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Oops ... someone knows me too well :blush: . Said 'cooling off' relates to blood, bruises and the impact with a wall.
 
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ComedyPilot

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
Location
The Kingdom of Yorkshire
GregCollins said:
Bless me Father for I have sinned. Lustful thoughts whilst following a young lady in running tights on this morning's run.
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My son, you have clearly been neglecting your physical training regime, which has rendered you incapable of running faster. May I respectfully suggest you increase your aerobic and anaerobic activity to gain fitness.

A man is but here for only a brief, fleeting moment. Woefull is he who wastes, nay, squanders his time in pursuit of the flesh of fair maidens. Even more woefull is such a man, chasing said flesh without a cat in hells chance of catching it - let alone being in a fit state to do something with it if he did catch up.

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Speicher

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Location
Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ComedyPilot said:
Daughter, you possibly had a good motivation for doing this, but I am SURE there is someone out there that loves Linus, and would dearly like to have him returned. Though shalt not covet thy neighbour's small effigy.

You seem to be a special case though, meet me for a chat and a cup of tea in the vestry
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Thank you for your time in the vestry, giving me inter discourse. Is there any small part of my neighbour that I may covet?

Am I allowed a second confession? I find I am irrestibly drawn to admire a certain cyclist's fitness and his anatomy. He conceals it not, only being seen in tight-fitting lycra of many colours. Furthermore he is frequently seen on the moving picture device in my home. I shall not be disclosing of his family name, but his given name is Fabian.
 
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ComedyPilot

ComedyPilot

Secret Lemonade Drinker
Location
The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Speicher said:
Thank you for your time in the vestry, giving me inter discourse. Is there any small part of my neighbour that I may covet?

Am I allowed a second confession? I find I am irrestibly drawn to admire a certain cyclist's fitness and his anatomy. He conceals it not, only being seen in tight-fitting lycra of many colours. Furthermore he is frequently seen on the moving picture device in my home. I shall not be disclosing of his family name, but his given name is Fabian.
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Daughter, you are a repeat visitor in need, and I am here for spiritual guidance.

I fear I know this cyclist you speak of, and believe he could be of Swiss parentage.

Like many other ladies, his undoubted physical presence has caught your eye as he grinds and hammers away at the pedals, displaying a musclature, speed and stamina and other attributes hitherto normally associated with pedigree race horses. As his body heaves under the excertion, and his brow sheds fresh droplets of perspiration, one could become spellbound in his athletic majesty. Perfectly formed calf muscles and chiseled thighs are topped adequately by pert sinewy buttocks that act as an insatiable ram to the bikes yielding frame. Relentlessly hammering away, not stopping, heart pounding, arms wrenching mercilessly at the bars - eking out every last drop of energy to reach a crashing climax.

Then he falls, spent, to the floor, every last nerve tingling with pain and adrenalin. Slowly he recovers his composure, hauls his tired body to his feet, and smiles (through Hollywood teeth) before hopping into the tour bus to have a massage with a Latvian masseuse called Igor.

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Paulus

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Oh learned one I may of sinned. Whilst waiting for my cycling buddies this morning outside Barnet Church, I had occasion to watch a lovely filly astride a Pinnerello pass by wearing lycra clothing, and she had a ponytail as well.:angel: I smiled and said hello, she smiled back, I had unworthy thoughts. Should I be punished?
 
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