Any good jokes ... ?

[Nibor]

 

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[srj10]

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff ?
Tequila.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife wanted me to buy a Siamese cat for her birthday. Turns out they're really expensive, so I just bought two normal ones and glued their heads together.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My younger brother has moved up north to start an apprenticeship with Liverpool football club. We've told the neighbours that he's in prison for sh*gging a dog.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My younger brother has moved up north to start an apprenticeship with Liverpool football club. We've told the neighbours that he's in prison for sh*gging a dog.

Could be worse - he could be playing for whatever that other club is called - I think it starts with E

or even ManU

 

[Jameshow]

Could be worse - he could be playing for whatever that other club is called - I think it starts with E

or even ManU

Or Wrexham....!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Or Wrexham....!

better than anything from Manchester!!!

even Rhyl would be better than that!!!

 

[Sharky]

Everybody knows, Alexander Graham Bell invented the first telephone.

But not everybody knows that it was a complete failure and didn't work.

It wasn't until he invented the second telephone...........

 

[flopner]

 

[Cavalol]

Or Wrexham....!

Well said, sir.