Any good jokes ... ?

[morrisman]

Raab C Exit

 

[tyred]

Everybody knows, Alexander Graham Bell invented the first telephone.

But not everybody knows that it was a complete failure and didn't work.

It wasn't until he invented the second telephone...........

And when he called it, a recorded greeting said "Thank you for continuing to hold. Your call is important to us."

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Man Utd dartboard for sale, no trebles

 

[tyred]

Man Utd dartboard for sale, no trebles

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Isn't that a Yorkshire dartboard?

 

[JohnHughes307]

Isn't that a Yorkshire dartboard?

The one in the picture isn't 'cos it's got a 25 ring round the bull. Having done my drinking apprenticeship on Yorkshire, I always thought the "normal" board with trebles was cheating😁

 

[Nibor]

Ironically it is like one of the versions of a Manchester dart board

 

[tyred]

The one in the picture isn't 'cos it's got a 25 ring round the bull. Having done my drinking apprenticeship on Yorkshire, I always thought the "normal" board with trebles was cheating😁

I never been to Yorkshire in my life but I was aware of a Yorkshire dartboard having no treble. I didn't realise it had no 25 too.

 

[T4tomo]

I never been to Yorkshire in my life but I was aware of a Yorkshire dartboard having no treble. I didn't realise it had no 25 too.

indeed no outer bull, and the actual bull is smaller than standard board, cos we don't like giving stuff away!

 

[Salty seadog]

I may have posted this one before but it's a good one.

 

[Chris S]

I may have posted this one before but it's a good one.

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Here's the answer to save people asking:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppler_effect

 

[Salty seadog]

Here's the answer to save people asking:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppler_effect

It is but give the class more credit.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Profpointy]

I may have posted this one before but it's a good one.

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Whilst I like the red / blue gag, I can't help but point out that length contraction depends on relative velocity not whether the thing is nearing or receding

 

[Salty seadog]

Whilst I like the red / blue gag, I can't help but point out that length contraction depends on relative velocity not whether the thing is nearing or receding

👍 All wrapped up in one cartoon.