Any good jokes ... ?

[Salty seadog]

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

I'm going to become an uncle and I've been told I can name the baby.
If it's a girl I'll name her Denise.
If it's a boy i'll name him Denephew.

 

[roley poley]

If i were a fireman could I call my twin sons Hosea and Hoseb ?

 

[Dave7]

I have been invited to a nudist conference on Monday. I'm not fussed but may go if I've got nothing on.

 

[Salty seadog]

Bu.. Bu... But what do I do with the poo?

 

[Houthakker]

Anybody interested in a ride in a helicopter I need one person to accompany me
We leave early this Saturday morning from Blackpool airport and will fly over Ambleside, where we will have breakfast, then have lunch in the Lakes. Then we’ll do a flight along the whole of the Yorkshire Moors ,then fly back home. If interested, let me know ASAP

Preferably someone with a helicopter otherwise we can't go

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

 

[Jameshow]

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I saw one yesterday asked my my opinion on a MH patient! Felt like I was in Head teachers office!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Seevio]

I ran into my old statistics professor today. I thought what are the chances...

 

[Sharky]

 

[Cavalol]

Police have confirmed that the man who tragically fell from the 3rd floor of a nightclub was not a bouncer.

 

[tyred]