Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

My half-brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws any more.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PeteXXX]

Isn't that a Yorkshire dartboard?

Inland Thanet, too..

 

[Mike_P]

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I had one stick to the ceiling by a fireman doing a home safety tour, long gone bar the black sticky stuff wedged in the pattern of the ceiling.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Mike_P]

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The pole unfortunately is not that unusual.

 

[tyred]

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A bunny-hopping opportunity!

 

[tyred]

 

[Salty seadog]

Inland Thanet, too..

Don't they have rubber suckers on their darts so no one gets hurt.

 

[Seevio]

Today I learned about hitchhiking. All these years I thought people really liked my driving.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I don't think I've posted on this thread before. If I have it must've been a long while ago. Anyway, I made up a joke last night and thought I'd post it on here, but I forgot about it and now I can't remember it.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Apparently St. George was made a saint for having the courage to stand up to a big scary dragon.
Fair play to the fella, I tried that once and had to spend the next month in the spare room.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

I put all my dogging equipment on eBay last night. No bids yet, but I do have 37 watchers.